Eminem

Eminem is a rapper? maybe? singing and dancing?

Eminem and The Minions.

That isn't really what matters. Eminem is a friend of The Minions. When the minions need his help, he always drops everything to do so. When Eminem is sad, The Minions come to the rescue to cheer him up with jingling plastic keys and The Toy Where You Put The Shape In The Corresponding Hole.

Relationships

His Family

idk. they're no minions.

The Minions

The Minions are like brothers to Eminem. He loves his minion pals!

Pharrell Williams

Eminem and Pharrell Williams are quite good pals, as a friend of the minions is a friend of Eminem. Eminem has said that both Despicable Me (Song) and Happy (Song) are "awesome as fuck."

Origins

As Eminem once said. "My life before The Minions doesn't matter. It isn't even worth mentioning. Forget it."

Quotes

• "Now this looks like a job for me, so everybody just follow me, 'cause we need a little controversy, 'cause it feels so empty without me!"
• "My salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance and take off their underpants!"
• "It's fun for me just to grab a poob, plus my peanuts got an attitude!"
• "I'm beginning to feel like a rap god."
• "You know what I'm sayin'?"
• "I fucking hate Nintendo games."
• "RtthghfhyhyhfdyhjgjuheydhdtwyterghdhghGddghsdehjrurheryeHJfkwuhDhJee"
• "Learning is so fun."
• "My life before The Minions doesn't matter. It isn't even worth mentioning. Forget it."

Trivia

• He is friends with The Minions.
• He turned himself into a lemon once.
• He does "rap songs"? maybe?