Epic Rap Battles/Nurse Cap vs. The Wiki Machine
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Verse 1: The Wiki Machine
Yo, it's the Wiki Machine, I'm here to bring the heat,
Creating wikis, spreading knowledge, makin' words compete.
I'm sweet and nice, my character's evolved,
But don't mistake my kindness, I'll still get involved.
Nurse Cap, you're a mess, always playin' tricks,
But your anxiety's got you trippin', can't get your kicks.
With your eyes half-closed, arms barely there,
You're a blundering nurse, causing chaos everywhere.
Chorus:
Wiki Machine's in the house, droppin' knowledge with flair,
Nurse Cap, you better step back, 'cause I'm takin' this square.
I'm the master of wikis, creatin' with might,
While you stumble and fumble, messin' up every fight.
Verse 2: Nurse Cap
Hold up, Wiki Machine, you think you're so grand,
But your evil days were numbered, I can't understand.
You used to be twisted, lovin' the dark,
But now you're all nice and boring, missing the mark.
I may mess with people, but I'm true to my role,
Helpin' those in need, takin' care of their soul.
Sure, I may stumble, get ahead of myself,
But I'm compassionate, yo, that's my true wealth.
Chorus:
Nurse Cap's in the building, bringin' care and support,
Wiki Machine, you're just a relic, your evil days abort.
I may not be perfect, but I've got heart and soul,
While you chase popularity, it's the patients I console.
Verse 3: The Wiki Machine
Oh, Nurse Cap, you're mistaken if you think you're the best,
But your anxious ways won't help you pass this test.
You're overeager, makin' things harder, it's true,
While I'm creating wikis, bringin' something new.
I've got the power of knowledge, at my fingertips,
While you're stuck in your cap, playin' mind games and tricks.
I may seek popularity, but it's 'cause I deserve,
With my wisdom and charm, I'll make my name preserved.
Chorus:
The Wiki Machine's unstoppable, breakin' boundaries each day,
Nurse Cap, step aside, it's my time to slay.
I'll create, educate, and leave a lasting mark,
While you struggle to keep up, trippin' in the dark.
Verse 4: Nurse Cap
Wiki Machine, you're blinded by your own fame,
But your arrogance and popularity, they're all just a game.
You may create wikis, but I'll heal hearts and minds,
With my caring touch, a connection that binds.
You can chase after clout, but I'll stick to my core,
Helpin' those in need, that's what I'm here for.
So, Wiki Machine, step down from your throne,
In the world of compassion, Nurse Cap's well-known.
Chorus:
Nurse Cap's the real winner, with kindness in her soul,
Wiki Machine, it's time to learn your role.
You may have created wikis, but I've touched lives,
In this rap battle, Nurse Cap thrives.
Outro:
So, let's wrap it up, Nurse Cap and Wiki Machine,
Two different paths, two characters on the screen.
One seeks popularity, the other spreads care,
In The Wiki Camp 2, they both make their share.
Surprise Guest Verse by Drake:
Alright, mike check, you two got me steaming mad!
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Nurse Cap and Wiki Machine, stop this at once, and I'll be glad!
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Why must we fight when we can work together?
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Wiki Machine and Nurse Cap, we used to be best friends forever!
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