Lincoln (city)
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Lincoln is a town in Traxtushire, Ferria. It is not to be confused with the capital of Nebraska.
Etymology
New Cheyenne's suburb naming scheme was inspired by the Mega Book of Trains: Internet Linked. Lincoln was ironically named after Abraham Lincoln, who was from a different world and was known for popping out of his grave, taking an AK-47 from under his hat, blowing Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat, running out of bullets and running away, coming back with a machete, tripped after something caught his leg, getting taken out by Indiana Jones's whip, trying to pole vault onto Optimus Prime, colliding with him in the air, getting hit by a Care Bear stare, and ultimately losing the battle, all within four minutes.