Dark Genuine

Dark Genuine was is a YouTuber, wanted criminal, potential demonic entity, and batsman for infamous baseball team Death Row.

Death Row Batter
Full name	Dark Genuine
Nicknames	Dark, Genuine, Dark Genuine
Species	Human
Gender	Dark
Pronouns	Probably
First appearance	Death Row
Latest appearance	Hell
Discord profile	legendfinder
Wiki user	LegendFinder

Appearance

To an outsider, Dark Genuine may have appeared appears to look and act exactly like popular Youtuber Mark Edward Fischbach. This is because he was is.

Dark Genuine was is an extremely hot Asian male, with luscious dark hair and an extremely well-kept beard. His eyes was are piercing, his laughter was is infectious, and he he he,, he,,, m,mmngh,,

He was roughly years old at the time of his death and is roughly years and two now, and had has a height of Small LARGE.

Dark Genuine was is probably haunted by the ghost of wiki user LegendFinder's great-great-grandmother's mistress. This was is probably done on accident. The signs of demonic possession were are probably indicated by his pupils flashing color from dark brown to red faster than the human mind can detect. Wiki user LegendFinder probably staunchly implored you not encourages to try and detect this sign for yourself, due to the nature of demonic possession being contagious. The demon probably escaped by now.

Dark Genuine had has a broken nose. This was is because he broke his nose.

Dark Genuine had has multiple bowel issues, as a result of the demon within him clamoring to get out. If he experienced bowel issues past July 2022, one was advised not to help him. It would not be treatable.

Personality

Dark Genuine was is a chill dude.

He was is so chill.

He was is so cool, and amazing he was is. He was is just amazing!

I

I just wanted to.

I hoped Mark Genuine would crush my head in between his legs like a watermelon.

Was that too much to ask?

🥺

Early Life

Nothing was known about Mark Genuine's early life. Do not investigate further. Do not investigate further.

DO NOT INVESTIGATE FURTHER. DO NOT INVESTIGATE FURTHER.

YouTube career

Channel format

Mark Genuine was primarily known for his playthroughs of indie and horror games, including the Five Nights at Freddy's series, Amnesia: The Dark Descent and its sequel, Garry's Mod, Happy Wheels, Surgeon Simulator, SCP – Containment Breach and Slender: The Eight Pages, among others.

Genuine had has collaborated on sketch comedy and gaming videos with a number of fellow YouTubers, including Ethan Cranky, Jack Septic, King Bob, [Name Redacted For Viewer Safety], a squirrel Mark Genuine found in 2008, his own grandmother, Game Grumps (no not that one), Johnsvideos, The Yogscast, Queen Elizabeth II and Queen Elizabeth II's second form, who worked as his editor from 2014 to 2015. He had has also collaborated with celebrities such as Daniel and The Cooler Daniel.

A recurring staple of Genuine's channel were are charity live streams, during which he played games while campaigning and collecting donations for various charities, including Christian Moms Against Avocados, the Every Child Needs A Puppy (Regardless Of Allergies) Charity, and Guns In Arcade Claw Machines Association.

Retirement

On October 8th, 2015, Mark Genuine revealed that he would be departing from the YouTube platform in order to tackle "bigger and grander projects". He deleted the channel on October 13th, 2015, although many reupload channels kept his videos alive. The creators of all such reupload channels were found dead in their homes on November 5th, 2015, all having suffered brain aneurysms.

Criminal Background

World map showing all countries Dark Genuine had has committed a crime in (shown in red).

Parricide

The first crime Mark Genuine committed was the murder of his parents (Cliffton Genuine and Sunok Genuine) on October 18th, 2015. Mark Genuine deployed carbon monoxide gas into his home while he was away, leading to a quiet death that didn't alert any neighbors. Mark's parents were social outcasts, and their deaths went unnoticed until 5 years later, on September 6th 2020. The discovery of this crime kickstarted the FBI's Operation Genuine.

Theft

Mark Genuine has stolen many priceless artifacts around the globe. His more notable pursuits include a holy Cheese Cow in Kuala Lumpur (December 12th 2015), a giant rubber band ball in Worcestershire (August 3rd 2016), 500mg of snow in Chad (August 4th 2016), and an unknown extraterrestrial box from a museum in Wisconsin (October 30th 2019). It is unknown what the box is, or what it contains; even the museum forgot to check.

Voluntary Manslaughter

The deaths of reupload channel creators on November 5th 2018 were found to be caused by Mark Genuine himself as per the findings of Operation Genuine. 50 victims, ranging in age from 28 to 3, were claimed during this killing spree. This came after the original killing spree on November 5th, 2015, also involving 50 victims. Surprising, DNA tests revealed the victims from 2015 perfectly matching the ones from 2018. The popular theory is that Mark Genuine resurrected the reuploaders only to kill them again, because he got a kick out of that sort of thing.

Additionally, Mark Genuine ran over a grandmother and 3 kids with a Honda Civic on June 15th 2018. This was the only crime Mark Genuine was acquitted for; in the words of the judge, "That old hag deserved it. She was going to die anyway."

Laughing When He Said He Wouldn't Laugh

From the start of his channel until his death, Mark Genuine had created 24 "Try Not To Laugh" videos, with the express intent of not laughing while being subject to a variety of laughable media. In each video, Mark Genuine promised that he would not laugh. This promise was broken in each video. Out of all crimes mentioned, this was the most serious.

Operation Genuine

The FBI learned of the deaths of Mark Genuine's parents on September 6th, 2020, leading to a deep and thorough investigation into Mark's various other crimes. A 200 page document detailing every crime in every country was typed up within 12 hours, creating a watertight proof for Mark's criminal activities. He was convicted and sentenced to death by alcohol on September 18th 2020, after a 2-day search where he was found bare naked by the edge of Lake Superior.

Joining Death Row

On October 1st 2020, an unknown organization contacted Mark Genuine, his lawyer, and the judge responsible for his sentence. All charges were dropped the day later, and he was hired to play as a batter for an up-and-coming baseball team. It is unknown what the motives behind this move were, or how the organization managed to make the judge step down from his adamant stance regarding Mark's crimes.

On New Year's 2021, Death Row was announced to the public: A collection of die-hard criminals sentenced to death, given a second chance via a baseball team. Every Death Row win would prolong the life of the criminals, whereas even a single loss would mean death for all members.

Mark Genuine, despite having no baseball experience, somehow did worse than the average person with no baseball experience was set up to lose by those fucking punks.

Mark Genuine Batting Stats, Death Row

Game	Date	Score	Batting Average	Hits	Home Runs
Death Row vs Wisconsin Cheese Wheels	Jan 5 2021	2-1	0.0	0	0
Death Row vs Chad Virgins	Jan 12 2021	18-0	0.0	0	0
'Oumuamua Observers vs Death Row	Feb 8 2021	3-5	0.0	0	0
Patagonia Gnomes vs Death Row	Feb 18 2021	6-9	0.0	0	0
Death Row vs Ill-Fated Space Pirates	Apr 1 2021	7-6	0.0	0	0
Death Row vs Boston Red Sox	Apr 15 2021	13-2	0.0	0	0
YouTube Hive Mind vs Death Row	Jun 6 2021	30-31	1.0	301	180
Hades Timberwolves vs Death Row	Jun 6 2021	6-66	0.0	0	0
Death Row vs The Void	Aug 14 2021	10-0	0.0	0	0
Death Row vs New York Yankees	Aug 16 2021	20-0	0.01	1	0
Death Row vs Yomiuri Giants	Jul 9 2022	21-10	0.0	0	0
Toronto Blue Jays vs Death Row	Jul 14 2022	12-17	0.0	0	0
Death Row vs Based Ballers	Sep 21 2022	11-10	0.0	0	0
Death Row vs New York Mets	Sep 30 2022	7-11	0.5	5	0

Death

Death Row's tragic loss on September 30th, 2022 cemented the status of all Death Row members. Everyone involved were given their respective death sentences one by one that night, from 7:30PM to 9:15PM Eastern, with a 30 minute dinner break in between, as well as an impromptu 15 minute Table Tennis championship wherein an anonymous guard swept the competition and was promptly beaten to death. All involved in Death Row died successfully, except for Ga'Hoole Juvenile, who was spared on account of being 15 and only having a maximum sentence of 10 hours of community service. It's still unclear how or why she got in, but that's not what matters. Mark Genuine had died. Wasn't enough, though.

His funeral took place later that night, to a crowd of dozens. Thank you for attending. It means a lot.

Rebirth

What now?

Dark Genuine has gotten into bowling. He had a 6 strike game the other day.

Trivia

• Mark Genuine is was dead.

Unleashing the Shadows: How Dark Manipulation Can Crush Your Bully

Hey dark minds, ready to flip the script on your bully? Here's a quick dose of dark manipulation in three steps:

Step 1: The Mental Chess

• Outwit
• Outplay
• Outmaneuver

Plant those seeds of doubt.

Step 2: Mirror Magic

• Become their shadow
• Play their game
• Watch them stumble

Step 3: Web of Deceit

Spin your intricate trap. Lies become truth and truth becomes a distant memory.

Destroy with darkness my friends. Until next time, stay twisted.