mean guy

mean guys are clones of mean guy that serve as more elite infantry units for the Ian Emissary. They are mean, and also guys.

Mean guy
mean guy

Combat

mean guys are disgustingly fast. They are one of the more reckless Ian Emissary enemies, with them having low health but extremely high speed and almost no cooldown on their attacks. Although they usually aren't too much of a nuisance when facing them, they are effective at chipping away at your health when paired with long-range enemies. Be sure that you have attacks that can deal with a large crowd of weaker enemies when facing mean guys.

Terminal Data

TYPE: GREATER HUSK

DATA:
mean guys are the clones of the mean guy, a guy who's mean.

Long ago, mean guy lived on a farm ranching Smilies with his brother, green guy. They had been brothers ever since they were kids, but tensions always seemed to rise between them. Luckily, they remained friends. Or so they thought...

A series of unfortunate events led to the guys father being hospitalized due to green guy slamming into him with his truck. As he lay dying in the hospital, green guy and mean guy promised to not let this tarnish their friendship, and they remained brothers. Or so they thought... One day, mean guy found that green guy pissed in the bunk bed

This was fucking horrible. Seeing this, mean guy became mean. Wanting to take his destruction out on the entire earth, mean guy cloned himself so that he could spread terror and destruction throughout the world. Ian managed to hire him and his clones by appealing to their lesser nature. To this day, it is unknown to anyone, even mean guy himself, on which one of them is truly the original.