Niko's Expedition/LIFE 5

Day ?? November 27, 2023 How was I supposed to climb all the way up that tree to get a hamburger for Teardrop? Whatever, it's not like I have any other choice. So the first thing I did was attempt to climb the tree, but seals can't climb. For my second attempt, I tried climbing up NYCRC, but it's just a prism. For my third attempt... well, I didn't have any ideas at the time. But that's when I realized I could make the perilous journey to John F. Kennedy Airport... oh wait, New York is dead. I can't do LaGuardia either. So, my only option is Newark Liberty International Airport. The only plausible way I could get there is by catching the train I used to carry the ash away. I hopped onboard the locomotive, and we cruised our way to the airport. Lucky for me, there was a Cessna 172 in sight, and no one owned it. And so, I made my way in the cockpit and started this bad boy on. And just like that, I prepared for takeoff. It wasn't too far of a flight to the tree, but at the same time, I'll have to perfect my skills in picking up Teardrop's hamburger at such a high speed. After circling the tree, it was time for the one attempt I had. The Cessna swooped towards the very top of the tree, narrowly missing it, and I successfully nabbed the burger. But where would I land? Well, since there's plenty of flat grassland, I could land in the campgrounds. And so I did. I walked back into the tree with Teardrop's burger, and she was looking forward to a delicious feast. What a successful day this was. AND THEN I ATE HER BURGER! MWAHAHAHAHAH Until next time, Niko

Day ?? Where... am I? It's so cold... ... Trudging onward in the frosty terrain makes me feel nostalgic.