Death
He/It lived. He/It served. He/It died.
This article is dedicated to the late Death.
Fly high, sweet angel... 
Death (US: /ˈdɛθ/) is a theorized state of being in which one cannot do. In death, one is said to no longer be alive, no matter how much one wishes to turn back time. It has been described as being akin to an eternal slumber in which one never awakens yet never dreams. Other names for death include passing away, going bye-bye, The End, and grim justice.
Despite research on death being widely inconclusive, due to everyone being too chicken to come back after allegedly having experienced it, most governing bodies and health advisory boards rank death as a Class Z illness, to be avoided at all costs. However, this classification has faced scrutiny due to death's negative effects being unsupported by rigorous testing.
Death is usually followed by being damned.
Death's Diatribe
NOV142022
GREETINGS.
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I AM DEATH.
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DO NOT FEAR ME.
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I AM NO KILLER. I MERELY REAP WHAT IS SOWN.
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I WISH TO COMMUNICATE WITH THE LIVING.
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THIS IS... UNORTHODOX. YET I ENCOUNTER TOO MANY SOULS WHO BECOME UPSET AND AGGRAVATED WHEN I ARRIVE.
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PERHAPS I CAN CALM THESE TROUBLED HEARTS.
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SEANCE WITH ME ON THE TALK PAGE AND I MAY YET ANSWER.
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TOODLES.
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