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- Royalty Crown made of golden-colored plastic and clear plastic gems
- Approximately 8 x 7 x 4 inches
- Great for people who want to feel powerful
- Everyone around you will treat you like royalty!
- Can and will work on multiple people at the same time, if your heads are small enough! As long as it's directly over you, it'll work!
- No side effects or drawbacks!*
*If worn for under 30 minutes! Please see legal disclaimer for details.
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Do not wear this crown for over 30 minutes at a time. But not to worry, you just have to take it off every once in a while.
If you happen to wear it for over 30 minutes hours, the crown will appear to have the opposite effect, causing people around you to be cruel and hateful to you instead. This effect will appear to last, even after the crown is taken off. But be aware, none of that is really happening. The crown merely creates and puts you into an altered version of your reality.
Anything you have on you will be transported with you. Having a phone or any other communications device is recommended, as it will connect to your true reality. Do not let anyone destroy it. If you can contact someone who can help you escape by finding the crown left in your reality, you can be saved.
We at the StrangeItems store cannot and will not be responsible for anything that may happen to you.
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Question: What is this?
Answer: It is the Royalty Crown.
Question: will this help me find friends?
Answer: People will treat you better once you have this on. But it is not true friendship. Do not mistake it as such.
Question: this is literally just a plastic crown. tf is this? amazon please get better quality assurance on this shit
Answer: This is the Royalty Crown. It is special.
Question: How many are in stock?
Answer: Only one Royalty Crown has been made.
Question: Is this an ARG? Not sure a real Amazon listing is the best place to do this.
Answer: This is the Royalty Crown. It is not Argentina.
Question: is anyone actually buying this?
Answer: Yes, one person has.
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Tombstone
Pretty cool!
Reviewed in the Wiki Camp 2 on February 14, 2023
Verified Purchase
yoo this is pretty cool! people are treating me way different bc of this crown it's crazy. i have no idea why, maybe it's some kind of inside joke. i went to see some of my friends, and they were like bowing, kneeling, being like "your majesty how can i assist you" and shit. i thought it was some kind of elaborate bit, but everyone else who saw it acted the same way. my friend gravestone was like "oh somethings definitely up u should check that listing again and read the whole thing" but honestly idk what he's worried about. i think people just really really like plastic crowns for some reason, or maybe everyone's doing an elaborate bit. probably some fashion trend or tiktok challenge i haven't heard about idfk. maybe i should go see some ppl from that wiki camp thingy i'm in. i've been wearing this crown for like 25 minutes and everything's already been sick as fuck.
EDIT: it seems this crown is unpopular around here. idk, the other contestants just started hating me out of nowhere it's kinda bizarre. hell i'm not even in the wiki camp anymore i don't think. like, i got noticed by the divine goddess and got eliminated on the spot, there wasn't even a voting. and everyone, including my own teammates, were like- completely okay with that. as i'm editing this review on my phone sock hater is rebranding to tombstone hater as we speak. the engraving on my face says "bitch" because of emoticon, and there's a vandalism on the wiki camp 2 tag on my back. go sign got me to run directly into train tracks, and both big boy and t series car 5134 tried to fucking run me over, just barely missing me. gravestone said "this goes beyond disliking a crown dude, literally nobody is acting like themselves at all" which made a lot of sense, so maybe it is weird supernatural shit. i'll just stay in hiding for now until all of this blows over.
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