Scythie
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| Full name | Scythie silly |
| Species | Ghost |
| Gender | girl |
| Pronouns | She/her |
| Team | The Mario Party |
| Friends | Baron Talons, Terra, The Computer, Perry Llelogram, Dodgeball |
| Enemies | George W. Bush, Gerald Ford |
| Hobbies | playing, having fun |
| Discord profile | Scythie#2645 |
| Wiki user | User:Scythie |
wip please dont b mean to me im too eepy to finish this rn Scythie, former possessor of the armor of Sir Feet, is a contestant in The Wiki Camp 2. She was submitted by user Scythie on Discord. She still doesn't like ginger ale.
Appearance
Scythie is a silly little ghostie and :3
Possessing Sir Feet
in the 15th century, scythie thought it would be really funny to possess the armor of a knight with unusually large sabatons. unfortunately for her, it was so dark in there she got scared and didnt come out for another 600 years.
Coverage
Challenge One
For the first challenge, Sir Feet created his own page. His stupidly large gauntlets made it impossible to type the source for the article, so he had to force The Computer and Perry Llelogram to ghostwrite it.
Challenge Two
For the second challenge, Sir Feet gathered with his comrades Perry Llelogram, The Computer, Terra, and Twimble to join the legendary Mario Party along with 99,995 other enthusiastic revolutionaries. However, after a tragic incident at the party's founding convention, he and his remaining comrades were, in fact, the only ones still around to serve the party. Scythie has inherited his position as ⚠️.
Challenge Three
For the third challenge, Sir Feet summoned a blizzard to coax the entire Edit War into submission! He didn't actually know magic; upon closer inspection, he just covered everything in blue paint to look like ice.
Challenge Four
For the fourth challenge, Terra forced Sir Feet to give up his sword for a moment's inspection. Sir Feet remembered this.
Challenge Five
For the fifth challenge, Sir Feet saw a woman and cried. Also, Girl Mario was uploaded to the wiki.
Challenge Six
For the sixth challenge, Sir Feet remembered how much he hated Gerald Ford.
Coincidentally, Scythie also hates Gerald Ford.
Sir Feet obituary
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Sir Feet was a contestant in The Wiki Camp 2. They were submitted by User:Scythie on Discord. He didn't like ginger ale. Sir Feet, on the outside, donned a full suit of heavy European plate armor with chain mail underneath, the defining characteristic of which being their unusually large sabatons, hence their name. It was unknown whether or not their feet actually fit the armor. Their origin used to be completely unknown, as with what lied beneath the armor. Despite the title "Sir", Sir Feet's gender was completely unknown, as they refused to elaborate, though they seemed to accept He/They. It also used to be unknown if Sir Feet's armor was occupied by a human in general, something else, or if it were completely empty; some believed Sir Feet was, in fact, the suit of armor itself. Sir Feet's armor was exceptionally heavy, weighing at 250 total pounds; a large part of this weight came from the sabatons which caused the ground to quake whenever Sir Feet approached. Despite this tremendous weight, it didn't appear to cause trouble to Sir Feet in mobility nor comfort, although they did still seem to move slowly regardless. Sir Feet possessed a longsword referred to as "Excallusber", which they carried at all times. Sir Feet also had a pet bird, named Baron Talons, who had accompanied him through his entire life. BiographyEarly LifeLittle was known about Sir Feet's life prior to the incident. Confirmed information states that Sir Feet's armor was forged somewhere in what is now Poland during the 15th century, described in various written records as an intimidating, superhuman knight said to roam the woods of Podlachia. The IncidentOne fateful day, Sir Feet stepped on a burger and got really sad. He proceeded to murder the entire nation of Belarus. It was more horrific than you could possibly imagine, leading to the deaths of nine and a half million people in what is the deadliest event to strike Europe since World War II. Prison sentence & escapeSir Feet was apprehended at the Lithuania-Belarus border in early 2022, sentenced in the Hague to the death penalty within a maximum security prison off the coast of Romania. He got out. He could not be stopped. 2023 identity fraud incidentOn June 4th, 2023, The Computer, the current public relations secretary in The Mario Party, recommended that Sir Feet change his legal name to be able to go into hiding, due to the ongoing international manhunt for him on the Belarusian border. He was assigned the name of Scythie, an insignificant former Party member who died in the nuke incident. This didn't work, as neighboring Lithuanian villages could still hear his mighty footsteps from many miles away. DeathWhile attempting to do a backflip to impress his friends, the weight of Sir Feet's sabatons launched him backwards into oncoming traffic, breaking his armor apart like a Roblox character dying and freeing a scary ghost that was stuck inside for many years. His armor was given to international police to claim a billion dollar bounty on his head, and most of the money was used to buy bird seed for Baron Talons. Personal lifeSir Feet loved food. Some of his favorite meals included:
Sir Feet's favorite restaurant was McDonald's, likely because it was the only one he had ever been to. Many believe this is why he established the Mario Party headquarters in one and spared Carl's life. Sir Feet lived in an abandoned apartment building in Minsk near the McDonald's, inhabited by the rest of The Mario Party. Though there were many rooms available, he decided to be roommates with The Computer on the very top floor of the building. His footsteps rattle the entire foundation of the tower whenever he walks, so much so that it caused major tremors that shook the building endlessly. It ended up killing one of the last Belarusian survivors in hiding after their ceiling fan fell upon them, crushing them instantly. Trivia
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