Tomato

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Tomato

pronouns = He/Him

Personality = Miserable, all the time
Created byDATA EXPUNGED
i hate this job so fucgjking much please let it end
  — Tomato


Tomato is an employee at The Normal Camp 2, who takes the role as the PR and Events Manager for Division 17. He really, REALLY hates it here.

Introduction

Tahmahtoh is a dulled orange tomato with arms and legs and exactly 4 dulled turquoise leafs, along with a """"fashionable"""" stained blue bowtie. He has a face that radiates pure Tired Energy, coffee deprivation, and dissatisfaction with life.

Things He Can Do

Well..I mean if you count being sub-par at his job, then there isn't really much to this guy, let alone stuff he can do. He isn't nimble like his peers, has a cool backstory, or even LIKES being here. I mean, if we COULD, we'd fire him on the spot. Unfortunately for us (and him), the agreement we gave him unexpectedly also accounted for him only being able to resign in the event of a fatal workplace injury. Sucks.

Quotes

  • I feel like I'm about to throw up.
  • My ex-wife's alimony was due six months ago and I'm behind on rent.
  • Please don't hurt me.
  • My dad always told me not devoting myself to God would come to bite me in the ass eventually.
  • My eyes hurt.

See also