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=== Prologue ===
=== Prologue ===
−All was peaceful on [[Super The Wiki Camp 2|the Wiki Camp 2]]. [[Seals]] were frolicking through the lakes, [[Kiwi|kiwis]] were scuttling about the forests. But darker forces were at play. You see, there are many precious Things within the wiki. Some seek after the fabled Challenge Crystals, while others wished to harness the power of the stars. One day, plans were finally put into motion. They were seemingly headed by King Koopa himself: [[Super Bowser|Bowser]]! With his vast and powerful army, Bowser swept through the worlds, turning everything topsy-turvy as he sought after his treasures. Bowser had amassed many allies, some almost as power-hungry as him. Even now, Bowser and his proxy rulers loom over the wiki, casting the worlds under his shadow.
+All was peaceful on the Wiki Camp. [[Seals]] were frolicking through the lakes, [[Kiwi|kiwis]] were scuttling about the forests. But darker forces were at play. You see, there are many precious Things within the wiki. Some seek after the fabled Challenge Crystals, while others wished to harness the power of the stars. One day, plans were finally put into motion. They were seemingly headed by King Koopa himself: [[Super Bowser|Bowser]]! With his vast and powerful army, Bowser swept through the worlds, turning everything topsy-turvy as he sought after his treasures. Bowser had amassed many allies, some almost as power-hungry as him. Even now, Bowser and his proxy rulers loom over the wiki, casting the worlds under his shadow.
To navigate these treacherous spaces, you enlisted the help of [[Super Mario]], a long-time foe of Bowser's and, conveniently, the owner of numerous globetrotting vehicles. The journey begins...
To navigate these treacherous spaces, you enlisted the help of [[Super Mario]], a long-time foe of Bowser's and, conveniently, the owner of numerous globetrotting vehicles. The journey begins...
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=== Grass World ===
=== Grass World ===
You make your way to the [[Grass World]]. Here are stationed the weakest enemies and monsters. Mario tells you that in order for his starship to get any far, it needs Power Stars, and to travel to the next world, it needs the even more powerful Grand Stars. Luckily, word is that Bowser's given his top admirals each a Grand Star to rule over their worlds. The boss here is the mighty oak, the terrible tree [[Whispy Woods]].
You make your way to the [[Grass World]]. Here are stationed the weakest enemies and monsters. Mario tells you that in order for his starship to get any far, it needs Power Stars, and to travel to the next world, it needs the even more powerful Grand Stars. Luckily, word is that Bowser's given his top admirals each a Grand Star to rule over their worlds. The boss here is the mighty oak, the terrible tree [[Whispy Woods]].
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+=== Desert World ===
+You make your way to the [[Desert World]]. You are now surrounded by an endless sea of sand extending beyond the horizon. [[Pokey]]s and [[Dry Bones]] are among the many enemies that rule the dunes, while a caravan of [[camel]]s may appear every once in a while. Even the [[sun]], which is hotter here than in the other worlds, can itself be an enemy. Luckily, [[Oasis|oases]] aren't too far, with palm trees and a pond, perfect for cooling down on a humid day. Ultimately, [[Big Iron]] will challenge you to a shootout.
+
+=== Ice World ===
+The environment begins to contrast heavily as you enter the [[Ice World]]. Everything is suddenly cold and slippery. Luckily, you can get a nice warm coat in the local outpost. Perhaps the most abundant creatures are those damn [[seals]], though [[polar bear]]s and [[penguin]]s, alongside the speedy [[Cooligan]]s, can also be encountered. If you stay long enough, you can see the [[northern lights]] up close, but not too long! [[The Frigidorian Army]] rules here, so be prepared!
+
+=== Water World ===
+You plunge into the deep blue sea that makes up the [[Water World]]. It's all a gigantic water park here, from the waterfalls of the north to the lagoons of the south. Schools of fish may appear every once in a while, alongside the majestic [[whale]]. You may even stumble upon a coral reef! But watch out for [[Gooper Blooper]], or you'll get inked!
+
+=== Jungle World ===
+Arriving back on land, you make your way into the lush [[Jungle World]], filled with the wiki's most exotic wildlife. [[Lion]]s, and [[tiger]]s, and [[bear]]s... oh my! Watch out for the [[elephant]], too. [[Hippopotamus]] patrol the rivers of water, while the rivers of [[poison]] speak for themselves. The boss of this world is the most carnivorous plant of all, [[Plantera]].
+
+=== Mountain World ===
+As you ascend the [[Mountain World]], boulders and cliffs dominate the landscape. Perhaps the most dangerous threat is the [[avalanche]], so take cover! Oh, and you'll meet [[Spike]] and brawl with him, though he'll still be friends.
+
+=== Cloud World ===
+Going higher and higher will take you to the [[Cloud World|clouds]]! The [[Grand Doomer]] watches over the heavens, so if you want to advance, you'll have to take him down.
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+=== Lava World ===
+At last, you reach the Grand HQ of the Wiki Camp. As you wind around [[volcano]]es and [[lava]] pits, you enter the Grand HQ of [[Damn seal]], Bowser's employer. This is it, the moment Super Mario has waited for. And the moment ''you'' have waited for, too. Will you defeat the evil capitalist corporation and liberate the Wiki Camp once and for all?
== Goofs ==
== Goofs ==