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+{{Dia|EvilNoahIntrigued|Guess I really DID screw up royally. I guess my punishment IS deserved here after all.}}+
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+.ian{
+ font-family:'times new roman'; font-size:14pt; font-weight:bold;
+ text-align:center; max-width:360px;
+ margin: 1em 0;
+ background:black;
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{{Dia|NoahFrightened|what the actual FRICK is that thing}}
{{Dia|NoahFrightened|what the actual FRICK is that thing}}
−<div class="ian">
−<span style="color:white">AH, THERE YOU TWO ARE.</span>
+</div>
+<div class="ian">
+<span style="color:white">APOLOGIES FOR MY SUDDEN INTRUSION, IT IS A RATHER RARE OCCASION FOR ME AT THE MOMENT. MY NATURE PREVENTS ME FROM GETTING TO INTERACT DIRECTLY WITH LOWER POWERS. AND WHAT EXTRAORDINARY LOWER POWERS YOU TWO HAPPEN TO BE, ANYWAY. YOU KNOW, I ACTUALLY DOUBTED MY SUPER HERO SQUAD WHEN THEY SAID YOU WERE ONE OF THE MOST PECULIAR BEINGS THEY HAD EVER ENCOUNTERED. IN ALL MY LIFE CYCLES, I'VE NEVER SEEN SUCH BEINGS WHO POSSESS YOUR SKILLS AND TECHNIQUES. </span>
+</div>
+<div class="ian">
+<span style="color:white">HOW THRILLING! THERE'S SO MANY THINGS I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW ABOUT YOU TWO, AND WHAT HAS BECOME OF THIS WORLD. THIS WOULD BE SUCH AN EXCITING OPPORTUNITY FOR ME IF I DID NOT REMEMBER THAT BOTH OF YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR ALMOST DESTROYING THE FARBIC OF REALITY. SO LET US END THIS SQUABBLE, AND INSTEAD MOVE ON TO DISCUSSING THE MORE IMPORTANT MATTERS AT HAND. YOU MAY NOT KNOW WHO I AM, NOR WHAT I MEAN FOR THIS WORLD.</span>
+</div>
+<div class="ian">
+<span style="color:#2f5c2a">"PRISONER OF DEATH"</span>
+</div>
+<div class="ian">
+<span style="color:#4b1178">"THE VOID KNIGHT"</span>
+</div>
+<div class="ian">
−{{Dia|EvilNoahThinking|Oh. Well at least THAT explains it.}}
+<span style="color:#497be6">"ABYSSAL QUEEN"</span>
−</div>
+<div class="ian">
+<span style="color: #ff00f7">"ALYTION THE ANGEL OF BALANCE"</span>
+</div>
+<div class="ian">
+<span style="color:white">SO MANY DIFFERENT IDENTITIES I'VE HAD TO FOLLOW. SO MANY I CURRENTLY POSSESS RIGHT NOW. ALL EQUALLY ME, ALL EQUALLY NOT ME. A PLETHORA OF NAMES LOST TO TIME, FORGOTTEN AS A RESULT OF THE DESTRUCTION OF HUNDREDS OF WORLDS.</span>
+</div>
+<div class="ian">
+<span style="color:white">AND THE ONLY NAME I WILL BE KNOWN FOR IN ''THIS WORLD''. BY ''YOUR'' PEOPLE.</span>
+</div>
+<div class="ian">
+<span style="color:red">IS {{Fontsize|500|IAN.}}</span>
+</div>
+<div class="ian">
+<span style="color:white">I AM, TO RATHER PUT IT SIMPLY, AN ABSTRACT BEING. THE LIVING EMBODIMENT AND ETERNAL ASPECT OF CHAOS. WHERE DISCORD EXISTS IN THE MULTIVERSE, I AWAKEN TO SILENCE IT, AND PUNISH ITS INSTIGATORS. WHETHER IT BE A SCIENTIST USING A MACHINE TO FRACK THE VERY ESSENCE OF REALITY, A GOD SEEKING TO OVERTHROW HIS PANTHEON OF ORIGIN, OR A PARTICULARLY EVIL ALTER-EGO UNITING HIS UNIVERSAL COUNTERPARTS TO TAKE OVER EXISTENCE, I AM THERE TO TO PUT A STOP TO IT. NO MATTER THE STRENGTH, THE TENACITY, THE INTELLIGENCE, OR SUPERNATURAL CAPABILITIES, MY JUSTICE TRIUMPHS OVER ALL. WHEN THE PARADOX THAT IS THE END OF REALITY EVENTUALLY COMES, I AM THERE TO PERPETUATE IT, SO THAT THE MULTIVERSE MAY COME TO A CLOSE. IT IS WHAT I HAVE BEEN ETERNALLY DESTINED TO DO, AND WHAT SHALL BE DONE UNTIL THE END OF EVERY VERSION OF TIME ITSELF.</span>
+</div>
+<div class="ian">
+<span style="color:white">BEFORE CREATION WAS, I WAS. WHEN IT WILL EVENTUALLY END AND REBIRTH INTO A NEW MULTIVERSE AS IT ALWAYS WILL, I'LL REMAIN. I HAVE SEEN COUNTLESS ITERATIONS OF THIS WORLD RISE AND FALL BEFORE EVEN THE VERY FIRST HIGHER POWER CAME INTO POWER HERE. ALTHOUGH MY DEATH IS POSSIBLE, KILLING ME WOULD BE YOUR UNDOING. DO YOU NOT KNOW OF HOW MANY REALITY-DESTROYING CATACLYSMS HAVE BEEN STOPPED BECAUSE OF ME? THE COUNTLESS ANOMALOUS BEINGS AND CHAOTIC CREATURES THAT HAVE BEEN ERASED FROM ALL OF EXISTENCE FOR THEIR DESTRUCTIVE CRIMES THAT HAVE RESULTED IN THE DEATH OF COUNTLESS INDIVIDUALS? THE SOURCE IN WHICH ALL CHAOTIC BEINGS DRAW THEIR INFINITE ENERGY FROM? THE VERY LAST IMAGE, THE STILL VISUAL THAT FLASHES BEFORE YOUR EYES WHEN YOU MEET YOUR EVENTUAL END? THAT'S ME. IAN. DO NOT HOPE TO HOLD A GRUDGE AGAINST ME. YOU MAY NOT LIKE WHAT I DO, BUT IF IT WEREN'T FOR ME, EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING YOU KNOW WOULDN'T HAVE EXISTED AT ALL, PRESUMABLY.</span>
+</div>
+{{Dia|EvilNoahThinking|Oh. Well at least THAT explains..some of it?}}
{{Dia|Noahsad|wait why did you decide to put us here in particular but not some other two noahs}}
{{Dia|Noahsad|wait why did you decide to put us here in particular but not some other two noahs}}
+{{Dia|EvilNoahIntrigued|Yeah, and you still haven't explained what it is exactly you DO, and how you pulled us here in the first place.}}
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+<div class="ian">
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+<span style="color:white">PATIENCE NOW, BOYS. I WAS JUST ABOUT TO EXPLAIN YOUR PREDICAMENT.</span>
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+</div>
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+<div class="ian">
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+<span style="color:white">THE ENVIRONMENT THAT YOU CANNOT FATHOM TO SEE AROUND YOU IS ONLY A SMALL PORTION OF WHAT IS KNOWN AS MY INFINITE DOMAIN. IT IS A PLACE OF INESCAPABLE VOID THAT I USE IN ORDER TO TRAP AND JUDGE ANY BEINGS THAT INCUR MY DESTRUCTIVE INCOMPREHENSIBLE WRATH. IT IS A LOCATION ONLY ACCESSIBLE TO ME, AND THERE IS ONLY ONE POSSIBLE ENTRANCE THAT GRANTS ENTRY TO THIS DIMENSION. EVEN THE MOST POWERFUL OF TELEPORTERS AND OMNIPRESENT ENTITIES CANNOT KNOW THIS PLACE EXISTS. TO THEIR PERSPECTIVE, IT MAY AS WELL NEVER HAVE EXISTED AT ALL.</span>
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+</div>
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+<div class="ian">
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+<span style="color:white">AS FOR WHY YOU'RE HERE? I BELIEVE THAT YOU HEED EXPLANATION, EVIL NOAH. YOUR ACTIONS IN LEADING YOUR LITTLE LEGION HERE HAVE RESULTED IN TREMENDOUS DAMAGE TO THE FABRIC OF REALITY. MY SQUADDIES AND OTHER DISCIPLES HAVE HAD TO WORK OVERTIME CLEARING UP THE MESS YOU'VE MADE OF THE MULTIVERSE. AT LEAST THE PRIME DIMENSION NOR THE REAL WORLD HAVE BEEN AFFECTED BY YOUR SHENANIGANS. </span>
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+</div>
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+<div class="ian">
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+<span style="color:white">REGULAR NOAH, ON THE OTHER HAND? HIS NEGLIGENCE RESULTED IN THE CREATION OF YOUR DOPPELGANGER IN THE FIRST PLACE. HAD IT NOT BEEN FOR YOU, THE DAMAGE TO REALITY WOULD NOT HAVE OCCURRED. ARGUE ALL YOU DESIRE, BUT YOU ARE AS MUCH TO BLAME HERE AS HIM. </span>
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+</div>
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+<div class="ian">
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+<span style="color:white">...NOW NORMALLY, I WOULD SIMPLY BLINK YOU BOTH OUT OF EXISTENCE AND CONTINUE ON WITH MY DAY LOUNGING AROUND, ALONE WITH MY THOUGHTS ETERNALLY TRAPPED IN MY DOMAIN. HOWEVER, IT SEEMS I HAVE A FEW BENEFITS TO KEEPING AT LEAST ''ONE'' OF YOU AROUND.</span>
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+<span style="color:white">IF I AM TO BE COMPLETELY HONEST..I FEEL..PITY FOR THE BOTH OF YOU. IT IS NOT OFTEN I SEE ANOMALOUS BEINGS THAT HAVE CAUSED AS MUCH TROUBLE AS YOU TWO BE SO YOUNG, AND THAT'S PUTTING ASIDE THE FACT THAT YOU BOTH GENERALLY HAVE BEEN CONSIDERABLY PATHETIC IN ATTEMPTING TO ACCOMPLISH YOUR LIFE GOALS. YOU'VE EITHER HAD TO REALIZE YOUR IDEALS ARE COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY IMPOSSIBLE TO ACCOMPLISH, OR YOU'RE PRACTICALLY INCOMPETENT AT ACHIEVING THEM.</span>
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−<span style="color:white">AND MY SECOND REASONING CONCERNS MYSELF. I, AS YOU CAN PROBABLY IMAGINE, BEINGS LIKE ME, WHO SERVE TO BE OF EXTREME SIGNIFICANT TO THE CONTINUED FUNCTIONING OF THIS WORLD. UNLIKE [[The Divine Goddess|OTHER, MORE PRIVILEGED AND LAZY BEINGS]], I AM EXTREMELY LIMITED IN THE WAY I CAN INTERACT WITH THE MULTIVERSE AND IT'S INHABITANTS. MY WORK IS A VICIOUS AND PERPETUAL CYCLE, WHERE I MUST AWAKEN, ENFORCE, AND THEN BE FORCED TO REMAIN IN THIS PERSONAL VOID UNTIL ANOTHER CONFLICT ARISES ONCE MORE. MY ONLY POSSIBLE WAYS OF COMMUNICATION I HAVE ARE PROJECTING MY VOICE AND CURRENT THOUGHTS INTO THOSE THAT I DESIRE. IT WORKS..BUT IT DRAINS MY ENERGY SIGNIFICANTLY, RENDERING IT UNSUSTAINABLE. THERE IS A MYSTERIOUS FORCE OUT THERE THAT SEEMS TO BE..PREVENTING ME FROM EXITING MY DOMAIN WHENEVER I PLEASE. ONLY WHEN THERE IS A THREAT THAT NEEDS TO BE EXTINGUISHED, CAN I EXIT THIS HORRID PRISON. NOT ONLY IT IS SOUL-RENDING, EVEN FOR A BEING LIKE ME..I CAN'T POSSIBLY EXPECT THIS UNKNOWN FORCE, THIS UN-EXPLAINABLE INSTINCT TO HELP ME PURGE CHAOS WHENEVER I SEE IT.</span>
−[[File:IanSpeech4.png|center|px500]]
+</div>
+<div class="ian">
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+<span style="color:white">I BELIEVE THERE IS A CATACLYSM THAT WILL OCCUR SOON. ONE THAT WILL REQUIRE ME TO ENLIST THE HELP OF SOME ONE THAT POSSESSES THE NECESSARY SKILLS NEEDED TO HELP THE WORLD PREPARE FOR THIS UNFORESEEN THREAT. FORTUNATELY, ''BOTH'' OF YOU POSSESS THOSE QUALITIES AND SKILLS NEEDED TO DEAL WITH THIS CRISIS. UNFORTUNATELY, THIS ALSO MEANS ONLY '''ONE''' OF YOU CAN ASSIST ME. BOTH OF YOU WILL FIGHT FOR YOUR RIGHT TO EXIST IN THIS WORLD, ON THE CAVEAT THAT YOU'LL REMAIN AS A SUBSERVIENT '''HERALD TO MY CAUSE'''. THE LOSER OF THIS BATTLE WILL BE SENTENCED TO PRESIDE IN THE MOST UNSPEAKABLY HARSH ENVIRONMENT KNOWN IN THE MULTIVERSE. A LOCATION SO HORRID, THAT IT SURPASSES [[DAMN SEAL]] IN ITS HARSHNESS. </span>
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{{Dia|EvilNoahThinking|Wait, so all we gotta do is fight eachother and I can get my life back?}}
{{Dia|EvilNoahThinking|Wait, so all we gotta do is fight eachother and I can get my life back?}}
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−<div class="ian">
+<span style="color:white">CONGRATULATIONS ON DEFEATING YOUR SINISTER COUNTERPART, CHILD. ALTHOUGH HE WAS CUNNING AND SKILLFUL IN HIS OWN RIGHT, YOUR SHEER FORCE MANAGED TO OVERPOWER HIM. IT APPEARS BRAWN TRIUMPHS OVER BRAIN ONCE AGAIN. </span>
+</div>
+<div class="ian">
+<span style="color:white">AS FOR YOU, EVIL NOAH. YOUR CRIMES AGAINST THIS WORLD HAVE DESERVED YOU ETERNAL EXILE TO THE CRUELEST, MOST UNIMAGINABLY AGONIZING LOCATION IN THE MULTIVERSE IMAGINABLE. </span>
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−<div class="ian">
+<span style="color:white">AND NOW, CHILD. YOU ARE HEREBY DESTINED TO BE OF ETERNAL SERVITUDE TO THE ETERNAL ASPECT OF CHAOS. </span>
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+<span style="color:red">{{Fontsize|500|ARISE, AND BE REBORN AS A '''COSMIC HERALD OF IAN!'''}} </span>
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−{{Dia|SilverNoah|oh yeah}}
+{{Dia|SilverNoah|Oh yeah.}}
−{{Dia|SilverNoah|..guess i was so focused on beating up evil me that i forgot that i was basically gonna become your slave for life if i won}}
+{{Dia|SilverNoah|..Guess I was so focused on beating up Evil Me that I forgot I was basically going to become your errand-boy if I won.}}
−{{Dia|SilverNoah|im probably in a worse position now then i was when i was basically dead}}
+{{Dia|SilverNoah|Pretty unceremonious and un-heroic of me to come to this, honestly.}}
−{{Dia|SilverNoah|huh}}
+{{Dia|SilverNoah|Huh.}}
{{Dia|SilverNoah|...}}
{{Dia|SilverNoah|...}}
−{{Dia|SilverNoah|so what exactly am I supposed to do as your herald}}
+{{Dia|SilverNoah|So what exactly am I supposed to do as your herald?}}
+<div class="ian">
+<span style="color:white">PATIENCE. YOUR TIME WILL COME. FOR NOW? REST. MOMENTARILY YOU WILL BE WISHED BACK TO YOUR HOME. AWAIT FURTHER INSTRUCTIONS IN THE COMING MONTHS.</span>
+</div>
+<div class="ian">
+<span style="color:white">I LOOK FORWARD TO OUR PARTNERSHIP.</span>
+</div>
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