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{{Distinguish|Sir Lowham Hatt (Thomas and Friends)}}
{{Distinguish|Sir Lowham Hatt (Thomas and Friends)}}
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'''Sir Topham Hatt''' is the controller of the wiki's [[train]]s. He scolds them on a daily basis, but loves them just them just the same. He is a pig.
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<center><big><big>'''Sir Topham Hatt''', the controller of the wiki's [[train]]s, is currently wanted by the police for the alleged murder of [[Clippy]].</big></big></center>
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{{Dia|Sir Topham Hatt|I control the wiki. With that being said, you are all causing confusion and delay. '''Get back to work.'''}}
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{{Dia|CHUBSWORLD_|not really}}
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{{Dia|Sir Topham Hatt|''Chubster...'' >:(}}
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{{Dia|Statler|A top hat is the only thing that can save you!}}
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{{Dia|SWLaugh|Oh ho ho ho!}}
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{{Dia|Sir Topham Hatt|'''''Statler and Waldorf!''''' Quit that drama '''now'''! I don't want to hear any of your heckling in my station. If this continues, I will ban you from riding my trains.}}
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