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[[File:Baikal seal 200507 hakone japan cropped.jpg|thumb|This is a nerpa on a ''good'' day, mind you.]]

[[File:Baikal seal 200507 hakone japan cropped.jpg|thumb|This is a nerpa on a ''good'' day, mind you.]]

The '''nerpa''' ''(Pusa sibirica)'', '''нерпа''' in [[Cyrillic]], '''νερπα''' in the Greek [[alphabet]], or '''Baikal seal''', is a divine [[pinniped]] found only in [[Lake Baikal]], though rogue satellite populations exist in thresholds such as [[Toba Aquarium]]. It is the smallest and only purely freshwater species of [[seal]] in the world (other freshwater seal populations exist, but they are either subspecies or only partly freshwater).

The '''nerpa''' ''(Pusa sibirica)'', '''нерпа''' in [[Cyrillic]], '''νερπα''' in the Greek [[alphabet]], or '''Baikal seal''', is a rotten [[pinniped]] found only in [[Lake Baikal]], though rogue satellite populations exist in thresholds such as [[Toba Aquarium]]. It is the smallest and only purely freshwater species of [[seal]] in the world (other freshwater seal populations exist, but they are either subspecies or only partly freshwater).

[[File:Nikosad.png|thumb|Poor guy.]]

[[File:Nikosad.png|thumb|Poor guy.]]

[[File:Babygroggy.png|thumb|just woke up...]]

[[File:Babygroggy.png|thumb|just woke up...]]

[[File:Elderstatesman.png|thumb|Niko older than 2 years. Getting on in years...]]

[[File:Elderstatesman.png|thumb|Niko older than 2 years. Getting on in years...]]

Nerpas are considered one of the most beautiful things ever. Their bulging [[Eye|eyes]], their wrinkled faces, their stink of [[gasoline]]. They just sit around doing nothing except taking up space. For these reasons, many are looking forward to the [[total seal reconciliation]] event. However, [[Niko|one nerpa]] has managed to lead [[Tobaland|an entire country]] as their king, causing many countries to negotiate positive diplomatic relations with them, with hopes to unite all peoples of The Wiki Camp 2.

Nerpas are considered one of the [[Ugly|ugliest]] damn things ever. Their bulging [[Eye|eyes]], their wrinkled faces, their stink of [[gasoline]]. They just sit around doing nothing except taking up space. For these reasons, many are looking forward to the [[total seal extinction]] event. However, [[Niko|one nerpa]] has managed to lead [[Tobaland|an entire country]] as their king, causing many countries to plan an attack on them, or even better, begin the total seal extinction event earlier than expected, with hopes to liberate all peoples of The Wiki Camp 2.

The [[92 Wonders of the Natural World]] is just something out of [[BuzzFeed]].

The stink of nerpas is the 92nd of the [[92 Wonders of the Natural World]].

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