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{{Main|Animal}} {{Multiple image|header=Animals have the capacity for|width=100|caption_align=center|image1=Niko2.png|caption1=[[Epic|Empathy]]|image2=Nikosus.png|caption2=[[Evil|Cruelty]]|footer=Some say there exists [[some other third thing]], but it remains to be seen.}}

{{Main|Animal}} {{Multiple image|header=Animals have the capacity for|width=100|caption_align=center|image1=Niko2.png|caption1=[[Epic|Empathy]]|image2=Nikosus.png|caption2=[[Evil|Cruelty]]|footer=Some say there exists [[some other third thing]], but it remains to be seen.}}

Members of the Animal Kingdom typically exhibit the following charact[[e]]<nowiki/>ristics:

Members of the Animal Kingdom typically exhibit the following charact[[e]]<nowiki/>ristics:

# They are [[Multiball|multicellular]] or perhaps [[Dodgeball|nice and firm]]

# They are [[Multiball|multicellular]] eukaryotes, the lot of them

# They like to [[Fun|frolic]] and [[Playing|play]]{{idgaf}}

# Their cells lack a [[Dodgeball|nice and firm]] exterior [[Garganacl|wall]]

# They have [[Choice|free will]]

# They have [[Choice|free will]]

# Their cells lack a rigid exterior [[Garganacl|wall]]

{{cladogram|title=Sample taxonomy|caption=Animals of all shapes and sizes roam the Animal Kingdom.|align=left|cladogram=

=== Sample taxonomy ===

{{clade|label1='''Animalia'''

{{clade|label1=''Animalia''

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|1={{clade

   |label1=''Felidae''

   |label1=Felidae

   |1={{clade|1={{Opponent|Jurta}}|2={{Opponent|Kiny}}|3={{Opponent|Teenage Trouble Claws}}|4={{Opponent|Daisy}}}}

   |1={{clade|{{Opponent|Jurta}}|{{Opponent|Kiny}}|{{Opponent|Teenage Trouble Claws}}|{{Opponent|Daisy}}}}

   |label2=''Huh?''

   |label2=Huh?

   |2={{clade|label1=''Weird''|1={{clade|label1=Disturbing|1={{Opponent|The Eater of Wikis}}|label2=''Uncanny''|2={{clade|1={{Opponent|Paper Niko}}|2={{Opponent|Twimble}}}}}}|2={{Opponent|What}}?}}

   |2={{clade|1={{clade|label1=[[:Category:Confusing pages (official)|Confusing]]|sublabel1=''(official)''||1={{clade|[[File:FinfinEURGH.png|link=Fin fin|20px]] [[Fin fin]]|[[File:Girl Mario.png|x20px|link=Girl Mario]] [[Girl Mario]]}}}}|2={{Opponent|What}}?|3={{clade|label1=Perturbing|1={{clade|1={{Opponent|The Eater of Wikis}}|2={{clade|label1=Uncanny|1={{clade|1={{Opponent|Paper Niko}}|2={{Opponent|Twimble}}}}}}}}}}}}

   }}

   }}

}}

}}

 

== History ==

== History ==

The Animal Kingdom was wished upon a [[star]], willed into existence by an [[Stuff Blowing Up|explosion]] most twee. It was the youngest of the [[Challenge 9: The Seven Kingdoms|the Seven Kingdoms]], out-eldered by the [[Bacteria Kingdom]], [[Archaea Kingdom]], [[Protozoa Kingdom]], [[Chromista Kingdom]], [[Plant Kingdom]], and [[Fungus Kingdom]]. Those first four are all useless specks ([[germ]]s), so frankly they're basically the [[Puny Kingdom]]s.

The Animal Kingdom was wished upon a [[star]], willed into existence by an [[Stuff Blowing Up|explosion]] most twee. It was the youngest of the [[Challenge 9: The Seven Kingdoms|the Seven Kingdoms]], out-eldered by the [[Bacteria Kingdom]], [[Archaea Kingdom]], [[Protozoa Kingdom]], [[Chromista Kingdom]], [[Plant Kingdom]], and [[Fungus Kingdom]]. Those first four are all useless specks ([[germ]]s), so frankly they're basically the [[Puny Kingdom]]s.

The first resident was the humble peanut. It was sad and a little pathetic, but one thing led to another and the Animal Kingdom soon found its footing in a [[future]] blessed by [[smartphone]]s and [[technology]].

The first resident was the humble peanut. It was sad and a little pathetic, but one thing led to another and the Animal Kingdom soon found its footing in a [[future]] blessed by [[smartphone]]s and [[technology]].