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The '''Animal Kingdom''' is [[Disney World|da jungle where all the animals are]] and there's a [[Tiger|big king lion]].{{wrong}}
The '''Animal Kingdom''' is [[Disney World|da jungle where all the animals are]] and there's a [[Tiger|big king lion]].{{wrong}}
== Etymology ==
== Etymology ==
−Animal Kingdom may be a [[Combo|combination]] of ''animal'' and ''kingdom''.
+Animal Kingdom may be a [[Combo|combination]] of ''animal'' and ''kingdom''. Contrary to popular belief, ''kingdom'' is actually a misnomer because animals [[Evolution|became smart after a while]].
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The Animal Kingdom was wished upon a [[star]], willed into existence by an [[Stuff Blowing Up|explosion]] most twee. It was the youngest of the [[Challenge 9: The Seven Kingdoms|the Seven Kingdoms]], out-eldered by the [[Bacteria Kingdom]], [[Archaea Kingdom]], [[Protozoa Kingdom]], [[Chromista Kingdom]], [[Plant Kingdom]], and [[Fungus Kingdom]]. Those first four are all useless specks ([[germ]]s), so frankly they're basically the [[Puny Kingdom]]s.
The Animal Kingdom was wished upon a [[star]], willed into existence by an [[Stuff Blowing Up|explosion]] most twee. It was the youngest of the [[Challenge 9: The Seven Kingdoms|the Seven Kingdoms]], out-eldered by the [[Bacteria Kingdom]], [[Archaea Kingdom]], [[Protozoa Kingdom]], [[Chromista Kingdom]], [[Plant Kingdom]], and [[Fungus Kingdom]]. Those first four are all useless specks ([[germ]]s), so frankly they're basically the [[Puny Kingdom]]s.
−The first resident was the humble peanut. It was sad and a little pathetic, but one thing led to another and the Animal Kingdom soon found its footing in a [[future]] blessed by [[smartphone]]s and [[technology]].
+The first resident was the humble peanut. It was sad and a little pathetic, but [https://youtu.be/xuCn8ux2gbs?t=194 one thing led to another] and the Animal Kingdom soon found its footing in a [[future]] blessed by [[Iphone|smartphone]]s and [[MePhone 4|technology]].
== Legal system and governance ==
== Legal system and governance ==