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== History ==
== History ==
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The Animal Kingdom was wished upon a [[star]], willed into existence by an [[Stuff Blowing Up|explosion]] most twee. It was the youngest of the [[Challenge 9: The Seven Kingdoms|the Seven Kingdoms]], out-eldered by the [[Bacteria Kingdom]], [[Archaea Kingdom]], [[Protozoa Kingdom]], [[Chromista Kingdom]], [[Plant Kingdom]], and [[Fungus Kingdom]]. Those first four are all useless specks ([[germ]]s), so frankly they're basically the [[Puny Kingdom]]s.
The Animal Kingdom was wished upon a [[star]], willed into existence by an [[Stuff Blowing Up|explosion]] most twee. It was the youngest of the [[Challenge 9: The Seven Kingdoms|the Seven Kingdoms]], out-eldered by the [[Bacteria Kingdom]], [[Archaea Kingdom]], [[Protozoa Kingdom]], [[Chromista Kingdom]], [[Plant Kingdom]], and [[Fungus Kingdom]]. Those first four are all useless specks ([[germ]]s), so frankly they're basically the [[Puny Kingdom]]s.
The first resident was the humble peanut. It was sad and a little pathetic, but [https://youtu.be/xuCn8ux2gbs?t=194 one thing led to another] and the Animal Kingdom soon found its footing in a [[future]] blessed by [[Iphone|smartphone]]s and [[MePhone 4|technology]].
The first resident was the humble peanut. It was sad and a little pathetic, but [https://youtu.be/xuCn8ux2gbs?t=194 one thing led to another] and the Animal Kingdom soon found its footing in a [[future]] blessed by [[Iphone|smartphone]]s and [[MePhone 4|technology]].
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== Legal system and governance ==
== Legal system and governance ==
The Animal Kingdom operates by the [[Law of the Jungle]]. The biggest animal is the king (typically a lion, though sometimes a [[The Giant Rat Who Makes All of the Rules|rat]]). Whatever the king [[Template:Dia|says]], [[Go|goes]].
The Animal Kingdom operates by the [[Law of the Jungle]]. The biggest animal is the king (typically a lion, though sometimes a [[The Giant Rat Who Makes All of the Rules|rat]]). Whatever the king [[Template:Dia|says]], [[Go|goes]].