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The Microsoft Corporation was a technology [[company]] founded in [[1975]] by [[Billy Gateway|Billy "Tfosorcim" Gateway]]. It was removed from [[reality]] in [[1999]] after a [[The Great Sinkhole Tragedy|massive sinkhole]] opened beneath its headquarters in [[Redmond, Washington]], which swallowed the building whole.
== Founding ==
Microsoft was founded on [[April]] 14nd, [[1975]] by [[billionaire]] entrepreneur Billy Gateway. The exact [[reasoning]] behind the creation of the company is unknown to humanity, as the [[scroll|scrolls]] written during the formation were lost in [[The Great Sinkhole Tragedy]].
== The End ==
On [[October]] 1st, 1999, a [[The Great Sinkhole Tragedy|massive fucking sinkhole]] opened beneath the Microsoft headquarters, [[kill|killing]] 765 people. The sinkhole existed for approximately 4 hours after the first [[crack]] appeared, before abruptly closing and completely disappearing. 75% of the company's [[employee|employees]] were killed during the event, with the remaining 25% not calling into work that day due to [[Lego Star Wars]] releasing.
Although initially thought [[dead]], Billy Gateway has been rumored to be alive and well, controlling the [[weather]] in Redmond from his hidden [[stink house]] in the city [[sewer|sewers]]. Further theories indicate that Billy Gates was actually the one that created the sinkhole.
== Founding ==
Microsoft was founded on [[April]] 14nd, [[1975]] by [[billionaire]] entrepreneur Billy Gateway. The exact [[reasoning]] behind the creation of the company is unknown to humanity, as the [[scroll|scrolls]] written during the formation were lost in [[The Great Sinkhole Tragedy]].
== The End ==
On [[October]] 1st, 1999, a [[The Great Sinkhole Tragedy|massive fucking sinkhole]] opened beneath the Microsoft headquarters, [[kill|killing]] 765 people. The sinkhole existed for approximately 4 hours after the first [[crack]] appeared, before abruptly closing and completely disappearing. 75% of the company's [[employee|employees]] were killed during the event, with the remaining 25% not calling into work that day due to [[Lego Star Wars]] releasing.
Although initially thought [[dead]], Billy Gateway has been rumored to be alive and well, controlling the [[weather]] in Redmond from his hidden [[stink house]] in the city [[sewer|sewers]]. Further theories indicate that Billy Gates was actually the one that created the sinkhole.