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clarify that fortnite was not invented by microsoft, but was rather stolen from anon studios (??????) according to the fortnite article
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Microsoft was founded on [[April]] 14nd, [[1975]] by [[billionaire]] entrepreneur Billy Gateway. The exact [[reasoning]] behind the creation of the company is unknown to humanity, as the [[scroll|scrolls]] written during the formation were lost in [[The Great Sinkhole Tragedy]].
Microsoft was founded on [[April]] 14nd, [[1975]] by [[billionaire]] entrepreneur Billy Gateway. The exact [[reasoning]] behind the creation of the company is unknown to humanity, as the [[scroll|scrolls]] written during the formation were lost in [[The Great Sinkhole Tragedy]].
−== Invention of Fortnite==
+== Thieving of Fortnite==
−Microsoft created the popular [[third person shooter]] [[Fortnite]] in [[1998]]. The [[world]] is still experiencing the repercussions of this today. An estimated 14,834 people have been inflicted by the [[disease]] known colloquially as "[[epic gaming]]" and an estimated 3 million more will fall victim to it as well. You MIGHT be wondering what "Fortnite" is. Well, let's just say, after one match, itll.. haha... blow youre [[socks]] off. <span style="color:red">!!!USER WAS MURDERED FOR THIS POST!!!</span>
+Microsoft stole the popular [[third person shooter]] [[Fortnite]] from [[anon studios]] in [[1998]]. The [[world]] is still experiencing the repercussions of this today. An estimated 14,834 people have been inflicted by the [[disease]] known colloquially as "[[epic gaming]]" and an estimated 3 million more will fall victim to it as well. You MIGHT be wondering what "Fortnite" is. Well, let's just say, after one match, itll.. haha... blow youre [[socks]] off. '''<span style="color:red">!!!USER WAS MURDERED FOR THIS POST!!!</span>'''
−==The End ==
+== The End==
On [[October]] 1st, 1999, a [[The Great Sinkhole Tragedy|massive fucking sinkhole]] opened beneath the Microsoft headquarters, [[kill|killing]] 765 people. The sinkhole existed for approximately 4 hours after the first [[crack]] appeared, before abruptly closing and completely disappearing. 75% of the company's [[employee|employees]] were killed during the event, with the remaining 25% not calling into work that day due to [[Lego Star Wars]] releasing.
On [[October]] 1st, 1999, a [[The Great Sinkhole Tragedy|massive fucking sinkhole]] opened beneath the Microsoft headquarters, [[kill|killing]] 765 people. The sinkhole existed for approximately 4 hours after the first [[crack]] appeared, before abruptly closing and completely disappearing. 75% of the company's [[employee|employees]] were killed during the event, with the remaining 25% not calling into work that day due to [[Lego Star Wars]] releasing.
Although initially thought [[dead]], Billy Gateway has been rumored to be alive and well, controlling the [[weather]] in Redmond from his hidden [[stink house]] in the city [[sewer|sewers]]. Further theories indicate that Billy Gates was actually the one that created the sinkhole.
Although initially thought [[dead]], Billy Gateway has been rumored to be alive and well, controlling the [[weather]] in Redmond from his hidden [[stink house]] in the city [[sewer|sewers]]. Further theories indicate that Billy Gates was actually the one that created the sinkhole.