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The '''duck-billed platypus''' is a fusion of every animal in the world. Key elements include the bill of a [[duck]], the tail of a [[beaver]], the body of an [[otter]], the venom of a [[rattlesnake]], the amphibiousness of a [[pinniped|seal]], the intelligence of a [[dolphin]], and the ability to walk and be a spy like a [[human]]. Platypuses are monotremes; they lay [[egg]]s, just like [[echidna]]s.

The '''platypus''' (''Ornithorhynchus anatinus'') is a fusion of every [[animal]] in the world. Key elements include the bill of a [[duck]], the tail of a [[beaver]], the body of an [[otter]], the venom of a [[rattlesnake]], the amphibiousness of a [[pinniped|seal]], the intelligence of a [[dolphin]], and the ability to walk and be a spy like a [[human]]. Platypuses are monotremes; they lay [[egg]]s, just like [[echidna]]s. This led it to the nicknames '''duck-billed platypus''', '''beaver-tailed platypus''', '''otter-bodied platypus''', so on and so forth.

 

Scientists used to think that platypuses were a [[WikiFacts|hoax]], but left-wing environmentalists and university graduates in biomed have proven the platypus to be an actual mammal. It's like [[Neil Armstrong]]'s [[Moon]] landing.

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[[Category:Animals]][[Category:Mammals]][[Category:Animals that lay eggs]]

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