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The Legend of the Yaoi and Yuri wars and how it was all solved by the holy word of Muscle Man (view source)
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Placeholder, I don't feel like finishing this myself I only made this because I was bored</div><br>+
<div style="padding:20px;background-color:#FEF6E7;border-style:solid;border-color:#FFCC33;text-align:center;text-size:20px">Once upon a time,<br>
<div style="padding:20px;background-color:#FEF6E7;border-style:solid;border-color:#FFCC33;text-align:center;text-size:20px">Once upon a time,<br>
−The groups of Yaoi and Yuri had a big argument.<br>
+The groups of Yaoi and Yuri had a big argument over what the perfect lover would be.<br>
−Tunnel-visioned into the gender binary, they only considered men and women.<br>
+Is the perfect love of Yaoi or Yuri?<br>
+The group of Yawi and non-monoromantics sat and watched, munching on their ye old popcorn.<br>
+However, the Yawi group decided to join into the fray, pitching in that the perfect lover would not live in the restrictions of gender.<br>
+This only caused more conflict as now all the groups fought over who deserved the perfect lover.<br>
+Real goddamn swords, Wrestling, Bears, nothing was off the table.<br>
+While everyone was distracted fighting, a gross green man slothed upon a high surface.<br>
+And so, the armies heard from above; "You know who else is the perfect lover?"<br>
+The groups waited in confusion and anticipation, who could it be. Only some knew this man of muscle enough to realize the answer.<br>
+Finally, he spoke again,<br>
+"My mom!"<br>
+Did the group of Yuri win? They speculate upon what this beauty must look like.<br>
+Everyone else just stood there confused, but they realized they were tired and went home.<br>
+So that's why Muscle Man goes to pride rallies. In case something like this ever happens again.<br>
+But the truth was this is a family tradition.</div><br>
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