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-<span>Information on the study of the <span id=blink>cosmic microwave background radiation</span> is hard to obtain in and of itself, as any metastudies into the research itself invariably result in a mysterious amnesiac effect, and all publications to date exhibit strange behavior, including but not limited to flickering text and shifting format. The only information that exists on the topic can be found at <span id=youknowwhatfuckyou><span id=blink>[[9150625|this page]]</span></span>, though the information present within is highly suspect at best, as the edit history from two centuries in the future, the page is riddled with unprofessional editing conduct, and a myriad other reasons.</span>
===Founding===
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==Publications==
{{POV}}
<span>The relative new age of the agency means that there is an unfortunate lack of published research at this point in time, though there remain many potential projects. <span class=wocky id=youknowwhatfuckyou>'''[THE ZEITGEIST]'''</span> has stated that her efforts in the field will soon yield fruit, and that she is "eager to share [her] findings with the scientific community at large" as soon as they are available<ref>{{Flippant|Ibid|That's *even more* irritating.}}</ref>.</span>
== References ==
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==History==
===Origin===
-<span>Information on the study of the <span id=blink>cosmic microwave background radiation</span> is hard to obtain in and of itself, as any metastudies into the research itself invariably result in a mysterious amnesiac effect, and all publications to date exhibit strange behavior, including but not limited to flickering text and shifting format. The only information that exists on the topic can be found at <span id=youknowwhatfuckyou><span id=blink>[[9150625|this page]]</span></span>, though the information present within is highly suspect at best, as the edit history from two centuries in the future, the page is riddled with unprofessional editing conduct, and a myriad other reasons.</span>
===Founding===
<span>Both disheartened and inspired by this lack of available information, <span class=wocky id=youknowwhatfuckyou>'''[THE ZEITGEIST]'''</span> set out to rectify this issue by founding HOST. As such, since its conception, it has been explicitly dedicated toward original research and documentation on the <span id=blink>above-stated phenomenon</span>. Seeing as this was concurrent with the duration of <span id=youknowwhatfuckyou>[[Challenge 2]]</span>, it was registered as an official team as well. When asked about how she felt about being on a solo team, <span class=wocky id=youknowwhatfuckyou>'''[THE ZEITGEIST]'''</span> stated that she was "none too bothered by it," and remains optimistic about her ability to perform well in spite of this apparent disadvantage<ref>{{Flippant|Self-published.|That's irritating.}}</ref>.</span>
==Publications==
{{POV}}
<span>The relative new age of the agency means that there is an unfortunate lack of published research at this point in time, though there remain many potential projects. <span class=wocky id=youknowwhatfuckyou>'''[THE ZEITGEIST]'''</span> has stated that her efforts in the field will soon yield fruit, and that she is "eager to share [her] findings with the scientific community at large" as soon as they are available<ref>{{Flippant|Ibid|That's *even more* irritating.}}</ref>.</span>
== References ==
{{reflist}}
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