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[[File:Ripdrake.png|thumb|Drake has died.]]{{Quote|Geronimooooooo!|Drake's final words}}
 
[[File:Ripdrake.png|thumb|Drake has died.]]{{Quote|Geronimooooooo!|Drake's final words}}
'''Aubrey "the Drake" Graham''' (October 24, 1986 - October 8, 2021) was the type of [[Male|guy]] to lose all his money and wear a [[barrel]]. He gained nationwide recognition for his [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88PF1N6pbcM so][https://www.youtube.com/shorts/kNxuH0eTeSY ngs], which distinctively featured the [[bassoon]] and [[xylophone]]. His career took a sharp turn, however, when his [[Drake's_Nemesis|nemesis]] recorded a conversation out of context, in which Drake reportedly said that he "hates his fans" and that he thought "[[Bravely|bravery]] and hope is pointless!" It was later revealed that he prefaced each statement with "I don't", but by that point he was already shunned by his village and isolated from his friends.
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'''Aubrey "the Drake" Graham''' (October 24, 1986 - October 8, 2021) was the type of [[Male|guy]] to lose all his money and wear a [[barrel]]. He gained nationwide recognition for his [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88PF1N6pbcM so][https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNxuH0eTeSY ngs], which distinctively featured the [[bassoon]] and [[xylophone]]. His career took a sharp turn, however, when his [[Drake's_Nemesis|nemesis]] recorded a conversation out of context, in which Drake reportedly said that he "hates his fans" and that he thought "[[Bravely|bravery]] and hope is pointless!" It was later revealed that he prefaced each statement with "I don't", but by that point he was already shunned by his village and isolated from his friends.<ref>https://twitter.com/i/events/1576399607881289729</ref>
    
[[File:Missyou.jpg|thumb|Drake the type of guy to say "Make sure you get my good side!" when posing for this photograph.]]
 
[[File:Missyou.jpg|thumb|Drake the type of guy to say "Make sure you get my good side!" when posing for this photograph.]]
 
Though Drake had been smeared as a big fat phony, he would continue making music for himself. He would live the rest of his life in episodic misadventures from town to town before ultimately meeting his untimely doom by slipping on a [[banana]] peel and falling into a [[manhole]]. To this day, his [[ghost]] shows up on [[Halloween]] to say BOO! at small children, before they laugh at him and make him feel bad for not being scary enough.
 
Though Drake had been smeared as a big fat phony, he would continue making music for himself. He would live the rest of his life in episodic misadventures from town to town before ultimately meeting his untimely doom by slipping on a [[banana]] peel and falling into a [[manhole]]. To this day, his [[ghost]] shows up on [[Halloween]] to say BOO! at small children, before they laugh at him and make him feel bad for not being scary enough.
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== Discography ==
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==Discography==
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* ''The First Drake Album'' (Posthumous)
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*''The First Drake Album'' (Posthumous)
** "[[Gangnam Style]]"
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**"[[Gangnam Style]]"
** "[[Nerpy Blues]]"
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**"[[Nerpy Blues]]"
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== Thoughts ==
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==Thoughts==
 
Drake the type of guy to say [[Drake Meme|"Drake likey!" and "Drake hate this!"]]
 
Drake the type of guy to say [[Drake Meme|"Drake likey!" and "Drake hate this!"]]
  

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