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The last remaining members were all not present at the explosion. Perry Llelogram is immortal, Twimble was eating bananas, Terra was in ███ ████████, Sir Feet was occupied murdering an entire nation, Dodgeball was, and The Computer was doing slayer tasks.
 
The last remaining members were all not present at the explosion. Perry Llelogram is immortal, Twimble was eating bananas, Terra was in ███ ████████, Sir Feet was occupied murdering an entire nation, Dodgeball was, and The Computer was doing slayer tasks.
 
==Membership==
 
==Membership==
[[File:TMP_Membership_Card.jpg|thumb|Official membership card.|alt=|200x200px]][[File:TMP_Membership_back.jpg|thumb|Back of membership card.|alt=|200x200px]]Membership into TMR is only possible through inheritance, but after the members were all killed, it was changed to membership through asking really nicely. It's currently not known how the initial members joined if this was the case. However, a DNA test of the ashes showed that most of them contained carbon, so this might explain how this happened.
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Membership into TMR is only possible through inheritance, but after the members were all killed, it was changed to membership through asking really nicely. It's currently not known how the initial members joined if this was the case. However, a DNA test of the ashes showed that most of them contained carbon, so this might explain how this happened.
 
By becoming a member of TMR, you are immediately given a membership card and a coupon for any footlong from Subway for $7.99 plus tax. The coupon was a limited time offer for the first 3 members. The coupons were nine months expired. In-party membership perks include access to a plastic barrel of mildly stale cheese balls once a week, free restroom access, and 20 minutes of free time on the computer. A pizza party is also available at the end of the school year for good behavior (two small pizzas from Domino's, equally split amongst all members). Members are encouraged to replace their federal identification cards with their TMR memberships to further push the party's reach.
 
By becoming a member of TMR, you are immediately given a membership card and a coupon for any footlong from Subway for $7.99 plus tax. The coupon was a limited time offer for the first 3 members. The coupons were nine months expired. In-party membership perks include access to a plastic barrel of mildly stale cheese balls once a week, free restroom access, and 20 minutes of free time on the computer. A pizza party is also available at the end of the school year for good behavior (two small pizzas from Domino's, equally split amongst all members). Members are encouraged to replace their federal identification cards with their TMR memberships to further push the party's reach.
    
It's important to note that membership into TMR has no official process beyond simply owning a card. The cards are available for purchase online in bulk on party supply stores, and in-store at most retailers. This has had some level of consequence, as there was an incident where a 6 year old child and all of his friends and family were unwillingly indoctrinated into TMR by owning the cards and filling them out with their personal information. The parents of all the children involved were horrified that they had unknowingly joined an extremist terrorist organization, and demanded that the founding members of TMR be sued. The parents won the case, as the members failed to show up to the courthouse.
 
It's important to note that membership into TMR has no official process beyond simply owning a card. The cards are available for purchase online in bulk on party supply stores, and in-store at most retailers. This has had some level of consequence, as there was an incident where a 6 year old child and all of his friends and family were unwillingly indoctrinated into TMR by owning the cards and filling them out with their personal information. The parents of all the children involved were horrified that they had unknowingly joined an extremist terrorist organization, and demanded that the founding members of TMR be sued. The parents won the case, as the members failed to show up to the courthouse.
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[[File:TMP second convention.png|thumb|Remaining members attend the second Party convention at the brand-new headquarters.]]
    
== Political Positions ==
 
== Political Positions ==
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* Introducing Mario coins as the global currency.
 
* Introducing Mario coins as the global currency.
 
** Countries that refuse the adoption of this standard will also be removed.
 
** Countries that refuse the adoption of this standard will also be removed.
 
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[[File:TMP_Membership_Card.jpg|thumb|Official membership card.|alt=|200x200px]][[File:TMP_Membership_back.jpg|thumb|Back of membership card.|alt=|200x200px]]
 
==Notable Candidates==
 
==Notable Candidates==
 
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