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The Mario Party of the Former Republic of Belarus
The Mario Party
2022
Flag of The Mario Party
Flag
Coat of arms of The Mario Party
Coat of arms
Motto: "vote for us and fucking die"
Membership5
Leaders
• Chairperson
Perry Llelogram
History 
• Established
2022

The Mario Party (TMP), officially known as The Mario Party of the Former Republic of Belarus (TMPFRB) is an antinatalist and pro-nuclear bomb political party and a The Wiki Camp 2 team founded on October 1st, 2022. It was comprised of over 10,000 members before a nuclear warhead was dropped at its founding convention, killing all but 5 members who currently compete on The Wiki Camp 2 for CLOUT. Its main political rival has been the French BREAKFAST Party.

Despite its official name, the party had nothing to do with Belarus other than Sir Feet's heinous crimes, prior to their victory in their 2020 international campaign. They now govern over the Belarusian International Quarantine Zone in a one-party dictatorship, as they comprise of the only residents of the former country.

History

Live reactions to the tragedy of the first Mario Party convention.

The Mario Party was founded when a group of entirely unrelated and unimportant people had the idea to create a political party dedicated to helping as many people as possible. The plan went horribly wrong when they all got together to discuss its creation over a game of Mario Party 8 they had rented out for their Wii. The game was so horrific that infighting immediately began, and all members turned on each other and vowed to make the party dedicated to causing as much indiscriminate harm as possible.

When news broke out of this, thousands of people flocked to their founding convention to sign up and watch the infighting unfold. As the founding members fought and bickered at each other on stage, trying to one-up each other with increasingly worse political beliefs (that weren't obviously bigoted), one of them had gone too far. They had declared their plan of becoming a pro-nuclear bomb party, and said they had brought a sample of their inventory. It was a nuclear warhead, about the size of a football. The member slipped on a conveniently placed banana peel, dropping the bomb and immediately causing it to detonate. The explosion vaporized all the members in the convention center, who luckily were the only people inside. Since the doors were locked, the explosion was unable to leave, and only ended up harming the people in the room.

The last remaining members were all not present at the explosion. Perry Llelogram is immortal, Twimble was eating bananas, Terra was in ███ ████████, Sir Feet was occupied murdering an entire nation, Dodgeball was, and The Computer was doing slayer tasks.

The remaining members began to dwindle after some froze to death, mysteriously disappeared, or peacefully passed away[wrong], so The Mario Party began to campaign for new like-minded individuals. None of it was successful in the slightest, but they did end up gaining two new members. One of them joined after finding out about the anti-french policy, and one just randomly woke up in the BIQZ headquarters and we honestly don't know how he got there or what to do with him.

Membership

Membership into TMR is only possible through inheritance, but after the members were all killed, it was changed to membership through asking really nicely. It's currently not known how the initial members joined if this was the case. However, a DNA test of the ashes showed that most of them contained carbon, so this might explain how this happened. By becoming a member of TMR, you are immediately given a membership card and a coupon for any footlong from Subway for $7.99 plus tax. The coupon was a limited time offer for the first 3 members. The coupons were nine months expired. In-party membership perks include access to a plastic barrel of mildly stale cheese balls once a week, free restroom access, and 20 minutes of free time on the computer. A pizza party is also available at the end of the school year for good behavior (two small pizzas from Domino's, equally split amongst all members). Members are encouraged to replace their federal identification cards with their TMR memberships to further push the party's reach.

It's important to note that membership into TMR has no official process beyond simply owning a card. The cards are available for purchase online in bulk on party supply stores, and in-store at most retailers. This has had some level of consequence, as there was an incident where a 6 year old child and all of his friends and family were unwillingly indoctrinated into TMR by owning the cards and filling them out with their personal information. The parents of all the children involved were horrified that they had unknowingly joined an extremist terrorist organization, and demanded that the founding members of TMR be sued. The parents won the case, as the members failed to show up to the courthouse.

Remaining members attend the second Party convention at the brand-new headquarters.

Political Positions

The political positions of TMR prior to nuclear detonation were very fluid and rapidly changing. Some of these positions may still not apply.

Economic Policy

  • Octupling the current taxation rate.
  • Daily fluctuating minimum wage.
  • National currency replaced with Super Mario coins.
  • Adding "stars" as an additional currency (Not to be confused with Power Stars from Mario 64, these are just stickers).
  • Citizens can watch an ad to repay 3% of a loan instantly.
  • Banning digital purchases.
  • Bring about total seal extinction via nuke!
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Social Policy

  • Outlaw water.
  • All citizens given bomb making guides.
  • Revoke funding for all scientific organizations.
    • Increase funding for self proclaimed "mad scientists."
  • Normal marriage and straight marriage only legal at the geographical center of Wyoming.
  • All political power given to current strongest person in the city.
  • Zero child policy.
    • All current children are sent to factories to be processed into glue.
  • Medicine outlawed and replaced with nonessential oils.
  • Legal disputes settled through comically drawn out and increasingly chaotic fight scenes Family Guy Chicken Fight style.
  • Mormonism is to become the state religion.
    • It is also to be outlawed.
  • All healthcare plans are replaced with a demi-bi-annual envelope mailed to every citizen containing a single Spongebob band-aid.

Foreign Policy

NOTE: When first asked about foreign policy, the Mario Party failed to give an understandable response as they collectively did not know other countries existed. However, after learning of the circumstances, they had the following to say:

Official membership card.
Back of membership card.
  • Ultimately, every single country will be purged. That's just party policy.

Notable Candidates

Member Role Additional Information
Perry Llelogram Chairperson :3
Twimble General Secretary Mascot.
Terra ███████ █████████████ None available.
Sir Feet ⚠️ Serving time for murdering the entire nation of Belarus.
The Computer Public Relations In charge of nuclear bomb supply.
Dodgeball Therapist Talks to people about their feelings and anger issues.
Push Dagger Divorce Lawyer Foreign exchange student
Gamer Gamer Gamer
Mario Founder Unrelated to Super Mario. Is deceased.
Wario Wario Oh my god.

Legally Required Current List of Members

Blacklist

Trivia

  • "The" is a required part of the party name. It cannot be referred to simply as "Mario Party". It is THE Mario Party.
  • Many of the members are not officially recognized as official citizens.
  • Despite being named after a Nintendo game, the party is not officially partnered with Nintendo in any way. In fact, Nintendo has gone to great lengths to distance themselves from the party.
  • hi Chubs (talk) 02:00, 4 January 2023 (UTC)
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