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The tiger's main [[goal]] is to make everyone aware of its presence. Whenever it appears anywhere, it's gonna [[roar]] like they fucking own the place. The street is not yours, [[honey]]. It belongs to my [[taxes]].
The tiger's main [[goal]] is to make everyone aware of its presence. Whenever it appears anywhere, it's gonna [[roar]] like they fucking own the place. The street is not yours, [[honey]]. It belongs to my [[taxes]].
−If ignored, the tiger will roar even louder. If ignored again, it will wreck the shit out of whoever wants to ignore it. Or so I was told. My good friend [[Simone]] told me that she ignored a tiger once, and it just rolled its eyes and said "what-everrrr". This is especially surprising considering tigers can't talk, but we'll take a look at its [[Weakness|weaknesses]] ''after the break''.
+If ignored, the tiger will roar even louder. If ignored again, it will wreck the shit out of whoever wants to ignore it. Or so I was told. My good friend [[Simone]] told me that she ignored a tiger once, and it just rolled its eyes and said "what-everrrr". This is especially surprising considering tigers can't talk, but we'll take a look at its [[Strenght|strenghts]] and [[Weakness|weaknesses]] ''after the break''.
== Quiz break ==
== Quiz break ==
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File:Armor king 2.png|C
File:Armor king 2.png|C
File:Armor king 1.png|D
File:Armor king 1.png|D
−</gallery>You'll find the answer on the next break!
+</gallery>You'll find the answer at the bottom of the page!
+== Strenghts ==
+Tigers are exceptionally [[strong]]. Their paws can open [[jars that are very difficult to open]], and they also have claws the size of the [[Eiffel Tower]] for some reason. That's not actually how [[big]] they are but it sure feels like it. [[Ouch]].
+They also have kind of an [[attitude]], which helps them not to feel [[shame]] in any way. This makes them [[unbearable]].
== Weaknesses ==
== Weaknesses ==
−Fortunately, the tiger has many weaknesses. This is because they want [[everyone]] to have a chance against them, in order to have a fair fight. '''Thank you, tigers!'''
+Fortunately, tigers have many weaknesses. This is because they want [[everyone]] to have a chance against them, in order to have a fair fight. '''Thank you, tigers!'''
As seen before, they can't communicate like [[Human race|humans]] do. This explains why their roars sometimes get ignored, as humans can't understand them and often think they are very weird [[Cough|coughs]].
As seen before, they can't communicate like [[Human race|humans]] do. This explains why their roars sometimes get ignored, as humans can't understand them and often think they are very weird [[Cough|coughs]].
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A long time ago, [[1 trillion lions]] tried to take over the [[sun]]. While they seemed to be the winners considering the fact that 1 trillion lions is a lot of [[Lion|lions]], they gave up while approaching the sun because it was ''"a little too hot"''.
A long time ago, [[1 trillion lions]] tried to take over the [[sun]]. While they seemed to be the winners considering the fact that 1 trillion lions is a lot of [[Lion|lions]], they gave up while approaching the sun because it was ''"a little too hot"''.
−Tigers, who really wanted the lions to feel [[stupid]], tried to prove they could do it. And so 1 trillion tigers jumped into [[space]] in order to take over the sun. However, due to their nature of wanting to be noticed, the sun saw them coming and just ''waved its fucking arm I guess'' to make them go back to [[Earth (planet)|Earth]]. 2999999999999 tigers made it home safely, while 1 landed on the [[Moon]] instead. This very specific tiger saw this as an opportunity to outshine anyone, and became known as the ''Moon Tiger''. Except no one noticed he was gone so he came back to Earth so everyone would be aware of it. But that would mean he wasn't the Moon Tiger anymore. [[Bummer]].
+Tigers, who really wanted the lions to feel [[stupid]], tried to prove they could do it. And so 1 trillion tigers jumped into [[space]] in order to take over the sun. However, due to their nature of wanting to be noticed, the sun saw them coming and just ''waved its fucking arm I guess'' to make them go back to [[Earth (planet)|Earth]]. 999999999999 tigers made it home safely, while 1 landed on the [[Moon]] instead. This very specific tiger saw this as an opportunity to outshine anyone, and became known as the ''Moon Tiger''. Except no one noticed he was gone so he came back to Earth so everyone would be aware of it. But that would mean he wasn't the Moon Tiger anymore. [[Bummer]].
He thought of a new [[Names|name]] and became the legendary [[Tony the Tiger]]. His cereals could only be made thanks to [[photosynthesis]]! '''Thank you, the sun!'''
He thought of a new [[Names|name]] and became the legendary [[Tony the Tiger]]. His cereals could only be made thanks to [[photosynthesis]]! '''Thank you, the sun!'''