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<p>The Netflix Instant Streaming Disc is an elusive little [[thing]].</p>

<p>The Netflix Instant Streaming Disc is an elusive little [[thing]].</p>

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<p>This auspicious charm lets [[you]] watch [[one free movie]].</p>

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<p>Greet is a [[cyberpunk]] food named after "green meat" and [[Piece of shit|some guy]] shoves it in the hero's face and says "Hey, want some greet?" and it's meant to show us how [[food]] [[sucks]] in the [[Future]].</p>

<p>Greet is a [[cyberpunk]] food named after "green meat" and [[Piece of shit|some guy]] shoves it in the hero's face and says "Hey, want some greet?" and it's meant to show us how [[food]] [[sucks]] in the [[Future]].</p>

<div class="sdj-img">[[File:Greet1.png|250px]]Yuck! I'm not eating that!</div>

<div class="sdj-img">[[File:Greet1.png|250px]]Yuck! I'm not eating that!</div>

<p>Relax! You won't be eating greet on the [[battlefield]] anytime soon. Here in [[Super Smash Bros. Brawl|Brawl]], greet has a different purpose.</p>

<p>Don't worry! You won't be eating greet on the [[battlefield]] anytime soon. Here in [[Super Smash Bros. Brawl|Brawl]], greet has a different purpose.</p>

<div class="sdj-img">[[File:Greet2.png|250px]]These guys won't know what hit 'em!</div>

<div class="sdj-img">[[File:Greet2.png|250px]]These guys won't know what hit 'em!</div>

<div class="sdj-img">[[File:Greet3.png|250px]]WHAM!</div>

<div class="sdj-img">[[File:Greet3.png|250px]]WHAM!</div>

<p>As you can see, greet can be picked up and thrown at opponents.</p>

<p>As you can see, greet can be [[User:Huck|hucked]] at opponents. It's slow and it can't go very far...but when it hits, it hits [[hard]]. Ouch!</p>

<p>While it doesn't go very far, greet packs quite the [[NerpaPunch|punch]]. It's best to use it on opponents who are distracted or incapacitated. [[Bonus points]] if you manage to hit a [[crowd]]!</p>

<p>Do note that greet is quite [[odorous]]. The [[Stink]] will damage anyone in its vicinity, so don't get too attached.</p>

<p>Adding insult to injury, the surrounding [[Stink]] will damage nearby opponents. That goes [[both ways]], however: hold a greet for too long, and you'll suffer, too.</p>

<p>The [[longer]] it's out, the more [[potent]] it becomes. My advice? Throw some greet at a [[crowd of people]]. After all, it's a [[sin]] to waste food.</p>

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<p>Oh, and by the way, there's an item in the game called a Gold Greet. Its existence belies <span class="plainlinks">[https://camp2.rectangle.zone/index.php?title=Netflix_Instant_Streaming_Disc&action=edit something far more sinister]</span>.</p>

<p>Oh, and by the way, there's an item in the game called a Gold Greet. It is estimated that <span class="plainlinks">[https://camp2.rectangle.zone/index.php?title=Netflix_Instant_Streaming_Disc&action=edit 1 in every 10,000]</span> greet is born golden.</p>

<div class="sdj-img">[[File:Greet4.png|250px|link=https://camp2.rectangle.zone/index.php?title=Netflix_Instant_Streaming_Disc&action=edit]]This is a Gold Greet.</div>

<div class="sdj-img">[[File:Greet4.png|250px|link=https://camp2.rectangle.zone/index.php?title=Netflix_Instant_Streaming_Disc&action=edit]]This is a Gold Greet.</div>

<p>Regardless of which mode you're playing, if you see one of these, be absolutely sure to grab it. If you want to know why, it's because Gold Greet can be sold for 2 gold.</p>

<p>Regardless of which mode you're playing, if you see one of these, be absolutely sure to grab it. If you want to know why, it's because Gold Greet can be sold for 2 gold.</p>