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{{Dojo closer|XXX. XX XXX. 20XX|tag1=[[:Category:Items|Items]]|tag2=[[:Category:Things (official)|Things (official)]]|tag3=[[Do Not Research]]}}
−{{Dojo opener|Netflix Instant Streaming Disc|XXX. XX XXX. 20XX}}
−[[File:Nisd p.png|200px|class=sdj-item-preview evilsecret]]
−<p>The Netflix Instant Streaming Disc is a baleful little [[thing]]. It is [[evil]]. It is a relic of a [[PlayStation 3|cold, gameless wasteland]].</p>
−<p>This wretched disc does not let you watch any movies on [[Netflix]], for it has no [[movies]] or even [[games]] stored on it. It is considered a bad omen to happen across such discs.</p>
−<div class="sdj-img">[[File:Pnisd2.jpg|250px|center]] The [[Demon]] of [[Babylon]] disguises himself with the coat of the [[righteous]].</div>
<p>Q: Is this for [[:Category:Women|women]]?<br>A: Yes. Women can eat King cake.</p>+<div class="sdj-img">[[File:Greet1.png|250px]]The delectable Fat Tuesday treat!</div>+<div style="position:relative; width:100%; top:0px;">+<div class="netflix">+<p>R[[e]]g[[a]]rdl[[e]]ss [[o]]f wh[[i]]ch m[[o]]d[[e]] y[[o]][[u]]'r[[e]] pl[[a]]y[[i]]ng, [[i]]f y[[o]][[u]] s[[e]][[e]] [[o]]n[[e]] [[o]]f th[[e]]s[[e]], b[[e]] [[a]]bs[[o]]l[[u]]t[[e]]ly s[[u]]r[[e]] t[[o]] gr[[a]]b [[i]]t. [[I]]f y[[o]][[u]] w[[a]]nt t[[o]] kn[[o]]w why, [[i]]t's b[[e]]c[[a]][[u]]s[[e]] th[[e]]y [[a]]ll[[o]]w y[[o]][[u]] t[[o]] w[[a]]tch [[o]]n[[e]] fr[[e]][[e]] m[[o]]v[[i]][[e]] [[o]]n N[[e]]tfl[[i]]x [[e]]v[[e]]ry t[[i]]m[[e]] y[[o]][[u]] g[[e]]t [[o]]n[[e]].</p>
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−<p>Oh, and by the way, there's an item in the game called a Gold Greet. It is estimated that <span class="plainlinks">[https://camp2.rectangle.zone/index.php?title=Netflix_Instant_Streaming_Disc&action=edit 1 in every 10,000]</span> greet is born golden.</p>
−<div class="sdj-img">[[File:Greet4.png|250px|link=https://camp2.rectangle.zone/index.php?title=Netflix_Instant_Streaming_Disc&action=edit]]This is a Gold Greet.</div>
−<p>Regardless of which mode you're playing, if you see one of these, be absolutely sure to grab it. If you want to know why, it's because Gold Greet can be sold for 2 gold.</p>
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{{Dojo opener|Netflix Instant Streaming Disc|XXX. XX XXX. 20XX}}
{{Dojo opener|Netflix Instant Streaming Disc|XXX. XX XXX. 20XX}}
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<p>This auspicious disc lets [[you]] watch [[one free movie]] on [[Netflix]].</p>
<p>This auspicious disc lets [[you]] watch [[one free movie]] on [[Netflix]].</p>
<div class="sdj-img">[[File:Nisd2.jpg|250px|center]] In the flesh.</div>
<div class="sdj-img">[[File:Nisd2.jpg|250px|center]] In the flesh.</div>
−{{Dojo closer|XXX. XX XXX. 20XX|tag1=[[:Category:Items|Items]]|tag2=[[:Category:Things (official)|Things (official)]]|tag3=[[Do Not Research]]}}
{{Dojo closer|XXX. XX XXX. 20XX|tag1=[[:Category:Items|Items]]|tag2=[[:Category:Things (official)|Things (official)]]|tag3=[[Do Not Research]]}}
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{{Dojo opener|Greet|Sep. 10 Tue. 2007}}
{{Dojo opener|Greet|Sep. 10 Tue. 2007}}
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−<p>[[O]]h, [[a]]nd by th[[e]] w[[a]]y, th[[e]]r[[e]]'s [[a]]n [[i]]t[[e]]m [[i]]n th[[e]] g[[a]]m[[e]] c[[a]]ll[[e]]d [[a]] N[[e]]tfl[[i]]x [[I]]nst[[a]]nt Str[[e]][[a]]m[[i]]ng D[[i]]sc.</p>
+<p>Oh, and by the way, there's an item in the game called a Netflix Instant Streaming Disc.</p>
<div class="sdj-img">[[File:Greet0.png|250px|link=]]This is a Netflix Instant Streaming Disc.</div>
<div class="sdj-img">[[File:Greet0.png|250px|link=]]This is a Netflix Instant Streaming Disc.</div>
−<p>R[[e]]g[[a]]rdl[[e]]ss [[o]]f wh[[i]]ch m[[o]]d[[e]] y[[o]][[u]]'r[[e]] pl[[a]]y[[i]]ng, [[i]]f y[[o]][[u]] s[[e]][[e]] [[o]]n[[e]] [[o]]f th[[e]]s[[e]], b[[e]] [[a]]bs[[o]]l[[u]]t[[e]]ly s[[u]]r[[e]] t[[o]] gr[[a]]b [[i]]t. [[I]]f y[[o]][[u]] w[[a]]nt t[[o]] kn[[o]]w why, [[i]]t's b[[e]]c[[a]][[u]]s[[e]] th[[e]]y [[a]]ll[[o]]w y[[o]][[u]] t[[o]] w[[a]]tch [[o]]n[[e]] fr[[e]][[e]] m[[o]]v[[i]][[e]] [[o]]n N[[e]]tfl[[i]]x [[e]]v[[e]]ry t[[i]]m[[e]] y[[o]][[u]] g[[e]]t [[o]]n[[e]].</p>
+<p>Regardless of which mode you're playing, if you see one of these, be absolutely sure to grab it. If you want to know why, it's because they allow you to watch one free movie on Netflix every time you get one.</p>
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−<p>Oh, and by the way, there's an item in the game called a Gold Greet. It is estimated that <span class="plainlinks">[https://camp2.rectangle.zone/index.php?title=Netflix_Instant_Streaming_Disc&action=edit 1 in every 10,000]</span> greet is born golden.</p>
+<p>Oh, and by the way, there's an item in the game called a Gold Greet. About <span class="mw-customtoggle-secret fakelink">1 in every 10,000</span> greet is born golden.</p>
−<div class="sdj-img">[[File:Greet4.png|250px|link=https://camp2.rectangle.zone/index.php?title=Netflix_Instant_Streaming_Disc&action=edit]]This is a Gold Greet.</div>
+<div class="sdj-img mw-customtoggle-secret">[[File:Greet4.png|250px|link=]]This is a Gold Greet.</div>
<p>Regardless of which mode you're playing, if you see one of these, be absolutely sure to grab it. If you want to know why, it's because Gold Greet can be sold for 2 gold.</p>
<p>Regardless of which mode you're playing, if you see one of these, be absolutely sure to grab it. If you want to know why, it's because Gold Greet can be sold for 2 gold.</p>
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{{Dojo closer|Sep. 10 Tue. 2007|tag1 = [[:Category:Items|Items]]|tag2 = [[:Category:Things (official)|Things (official)]]}}
{{Dojo closer|Sep. 10 Tue. 2007|tag1 = [[:Category:Items|Items]]|tag2 = [[:Category:Things (official)|Things (official)]]}}
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−{{Dojo opener|King Cake|Feb. 20 Tue. 2007}}
+<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" id="mw-customcollapsible-secret">
−[[File:Kingcake.png|300px|class=sdj-item-preview]]
+{{Dojo opener|Netflix Instant Streaming Disc|XXX. XX XXX. 20XX}}
−<p>The delectable King Cake is a [[Treat]] or [[dessert]] that is eaten around [[Mardi Gras]] in the state of [[Louisiana]].</p>
+[[File:Nisd p.png|200px|class=sdj-item-preview evilsecret]]
−<p>The Netflix Instant Streaming Disc is a relic of a [[PlayStation 3|cold, barren wasteland]].</p>
−<p>This wretched disc lets you watch [[no]] movies on [[Netflix]], for it has no [[movies]] or even [[games]] stored on it. It is considered a bad omen to happen across such discs.</p>
−<div class="sdj-img">[[File:Pnisd2.jpg|250px|center]] The [[Daemon]] of [[Babylon]] disguises himself with the coat of the [[Righteous]].</div>
−{{Dojo closer|XXX. XX XXX. 20XX|tag1=[[:Category:Items|Items]]|tag2=[[:Category:Things (official)|Things (official)]]|tag3=[[Do Not Research]]}}
−<p>[[O]]h, [[a]]nd by th[[e]] w[[a]]y, th[[e]]r[[e]]'s [[a]]n [[i]]t[[e]]m [[i]]n th[[e]] g[[a]]m[[e]] c[[a]]ll[[e]]d [[a]] N[[e]]tfl[[i]]x [[I]]nst[[a]]nt Str[[e]][[a]]m[[i]]ng D[[i]]sc.</p>
−<div class="sdj-img">[[File:Greet0.png|250px|link=]]This is a Netflix Instant Streaming Disc.</div>
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