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−{{Dojo opener|Netflix Instant Streaming Disc|XXX. XX XXX. 20XX|ico=Seriesicon netflix.png}}
−[[File:Nisd p.png|200px|class=sdj-item-preview evilsecret]]
−<p>The Netflix Instant Streaming Disc is a baleful little [[thing]]. These wretched discs are considered [[bad omen]]s for many.</p>
−<div class="sdj-img">[[File:Pnisd2.jpg|250px|center]] The Demon of Babylon disguises himself with the coat of the righteous.</div>
−<p>When inserted into a [[PlayStation 3]], the Netflix Instant Streaming Disc does [[nothing]], for it has no [[movies]] or even [[games]] stored on it.</p>
−{{Dojo closer|XXX. XX XXX. 20XX|tag1=[[:Category:Items|Items]]|tag2=[[:Category:Things (official)|Things (official)]]|tag3=[[Do Not Research]]}}
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<div class="sdj-img">[[File:Nisd orang.gif|250px|center]] Ugh! My bitch wife wants to watch orange!</div>
<div class="sdj-img">[[File:Nisd orang.gif|250px|center]] Ugh! My bitch wife wants to watch orange!</div>
<div class="sdj-img">[[File:NISDORANGE2.png|250px|center]] Eh...Orange is pretty [[Puss in Boots: The Last Wish|kino]], I guess.</div>
<div class="sdj-img">[[File:NISDORANGE2.png|250px|center]] Eh...Orange is pretty [[Puss in Boots: The Last Wish|kino]], I guess.</div>
−{{Dojo closer|Mar. 25 Thu. 2007|tag1=[[:Category:Items|Items]]|tag2=[[:Category:Things (official)|Things (official)]]|tag3=[[Do Not Research]]}}
+{{Dojo closer|Mar. 25 Thu. 2007|tag1=[[:Category:Items|Items]]|tag2=[[:Category:Things (official)|Things (official)]]}}
+{{Dojo opener|Netflix Instant Streaming Disc|Nov. 27 Tue. 2012|ico=Seriesicon netflix.png}}
+<p style="text-align:center; font-weight:bold;"><Notice></p>
+<div style="text-align:center;">
+<p>It has come to our attention that a [[Sony|malicious]] party has been distributing [[:Category:Doppelgangers|counterfeit reproduction]]s of our [[beloved]] Netflix Instant Streaming Discs.</p>
+<p>As we [[Murder|deal with]] the offending party, we have briefly suspended [[Super Smash Bros. Brawl]]'s [[Internet|online services]] to ensure these items have been [[Stuff Blowing Up|safely removed]] from circulation.
+<p>Please peruse this article for more information regarding the counterfeit reproductions.</p>
+</div>
+[[File:Nisd p.png|200px|class=sdj-item-preview evilsecret]]
+<p>The Fake Netflix Instant Streaming Disc is a baleful little [[thing]]. This [[wretched]] disc is a relic of a <span class="plainlinks">[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PlayStation_All-Stars_Battle_Royale cold, barren wasteland]</span>. </p>
+<div class="sdj-img">[[File:Pnisd2.jpg|250px|center]] The [[Demon of Babylon]] disguises himself with the [[coat of the righteous]].</div>
+<p>When inserted into a [[PlayStation 3]], the Fake Netflix Instant Streaming Disc does [[nothing]], for it has no [[movies]] or even [[games]] stored on it.</p>
+<div class="sdj-img">[[File:Counterparts.webp|250px|center]]Putting a Fake Netflix Instant Streaming Disc next to a Netflix Instant Streaming Disc can be [[Total seal extinction|300,000 injured 5,000,000 dead]].</div>
+<p>This thing [[sucks]]. But it is also [[lethal]]. It is speculated that our [[Diddy Kong|dearest Diddy]] was taken by this horrid device. [[Special:Watchlist|Watch out]].</p>
+{{Dojo closer|Nov. 27 Tue. 2012|tag1 = [[:Category:Items|Items]]|tag2 = [[:Category:Things (unofficial)|Things (unofficial)]]|tag3=[[Do Not Research]]}}
+{{Dojo opener|Netflix Instant Streaming Disc|Dec. 25 Tue. 2012|ico=Seriesicon netflix.png}}
+[[File:Nisdps2.png|200px|class=sdj-item-preview evilsecret]]
+<p><big>GREETINGS FROM [[SONY BRAZIL]]!!!!!!!!! THIS PAGE HAS BEEN HACKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS OUR TURF NOW! [[:ROFL:]] 🇧🇷 🤣🤣🤣🤣[[🤣]][[🤣]][[🤣]][[🤣]][[🤣]][[🤣]][[🤣]][[🤣]]🤣🤣🤣[[🤣]]FUUCK YOU [[NINTENDO]]!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</big></p>
+<p><big>OUR [[NETFLIX INSTANT STREAMING DISC (PLAYSTATION 3)]] MAY BE [[In a Nutshell|DOGSHIT]] BUT OUR [[BRAZIL]]-EXCLUSIVE [[NETFLIX INSTANT STREAMING DISC (PLAYSTATION 2)]] HAS BEEN GOING STRONG FOR 3 [[SPECTACULAR]] [[YEAR]]S</big></p>
+<p><big>WE NOT [[GOIN]] ANYWHERE!!!!!!!!!! AND THERE IS [[NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!!]] YOU CAN [[DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]] AOUT IT🤣🤣[[🤣]][[🤣]][[🤣]]🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣</big></p>
+<p>🇧🇷<big>OUR NETFLIX INSTANT🤣🤣 STREAMING DISCS🤣 HAS SHOW🤣[[🤣]][[🤣]][[🤣]]🤣S AND MOVIES [[FREE]] LIKEmovie[free [[Mvie free]] [[Movie free]]
+Show only
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+Available nearby
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+Shopping results
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+Compare prices from 4 stores
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+ [[</p>
+{{Loop|5|<br>}}
+<p>Oh, and by the way, there's an item in the game called a <span style="font-size:200%; font-family:'times new roman'; font-weight:bold;">Jolly nurpon</span>.</p>
+<div class="sdj-img">[[File:Jollynurpon.png|250px|center]] This is a<span style="font-size:200%; font-family:'times new roman'; ">Jolly nurpon</span>. </div>
+<p>MERRY. FUCKING. [[CHRISTMAS]]. FROM [[SONY BRAZIL]] 🇧🇷. [[BITCH]].</p>
+{{Dojo closer|Dec. 25 Tue. 2012|tag1 = [[:Category:Items|Items]]|tag2 = [[:Category:Things (official)|T̶̯̟̮̺͔̻̜̤̙̞̈́̈́́̎͜͜͜h̶̪͕͎̺̻̜͗͛̒̈́́̄̿̂͒̃̾͘i̵̢̧̧̛͓̙͒̑͌́͘n̵͚͇̰͎̮̮͉̠̹͍͙̼̗͛̑̈́̇ͅg̴̼̞̩̍̿̌͑̉̄̿ͅs̸̬͇̙͓̉͌̓͛̆̎̇͊̓̊̌͝ ̴̧̹̻̬͙̩̠̠͎͈̈́̐̽͛̎͂́͌͆̂̓͒͐͜͠(̴̡̫̭̞̥̱̖̠͔̺̗̘̼̃̐̾́̃̒̉̓̓́͘͝͠ǫ̴̡̨̢̥̭̩̖͍̘̩̀̀͑̾̇͗̇̀̆͋̈́̎͊̽̒f̵̛̛̤̝̩̣̗̙̫̺̜̺̮̹̰̲͐̓̓̈̽̑̆̊͆͠͝ͅḟ̶̧̙̙̥͌̐͋̓̅̿́͋̔̃̅͝͝͠ḯ̴̗͗̉̈̏͒̈́̃͒̓͛͆͝ċ̸̡̢̻̹͇͉̝̤̥̹̇ḯ̴̩̰͖͎͔̖̖̎́͑̆̌͆́͘͝͝â̴͕͓̖̦͇͕͍͖̮̊͐̈́̍̈͌̔͗̃͐͌͂͜ḽ̵̏̔̀̏̾̒̄͛̈́)̶͎̠̮̻̟̫̩͉̖͙̞͕̍͗͋͊̾͆̋̚͠]]|tag3=[[Lmfao]]|tag4=[[PS2 SWEEP!!!]]}}
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