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=== SEAL OIL 500MG ===
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<nowiki>[[NERVE DEVELOPMENT]] GOT YOU DOWN? USE SEAL OIL!!! ONLY [[Transcribed]] FROM THE DAMNEDEST OF SEALS ON THE [[Category:Teams (official)]]! YOU'LL PRACTICALLY FEEL THAT [[parser load]] DROP OVERNIGHT! ITS A MIRACLE CURE! LOSE UP TO 21 [[kilobytes]] IN JUST A FEW [[edits]]! IF YOU'RE OVER 40 AND DONT KNOW THIS ONE SIMPLE TRICK BOY YOU MUST BE REALLY STUPID!!!!!!!!</nowiki><br><br>
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=== LENTICULAR CARD ===
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<nowiki>ISNT 'IT BEAUTIFIL! LOOK INTO IT! INCREDIBLER! I COULD WATCH IT FOR HOURS! "HOWS IT WORK SPAMTON?" I HEAR YOU ASKING! LET ME TELL YOU, THIS PRETTY LITTLE THING WORKS THROUGH THE MAGIC OF CSS TO PRODUCE AN IMAGE THAT [[tends to change]]! NO FAIR! WHY CANT MY IMAGES TEND TO CHANGE? MYABE YOURS CAN IF YOU STARE DEEP INTO THIS [[five in one]] PRIZE FOR LONG ENOUGH! FUN OR ALL AGES!</nowiki>
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=== A REAL GUN ===
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<nowiki>WOAH! WAS THAT A [[BIG SHOT]] YOU JUST MADE? IT WILL BE WITH THIS [[SMISS]] & [[WENSON]] MODEL 500! WHAT GOOD IS [[theatre]] WHEN YOU HAVE BULLETS!!!! I GUARANTTEE THAT EVEN THE MOST ABSTRACT AND [[purely mental]] OF CONTESTANTS ARE NO MATCH FOR [[good old fashioned]] LEAD AND GUNPOWER!!!!!</nowiki>
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