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=== SEAL OIL 500MG ===
=== SEAL OIL 500MG ===
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<nowiki>[[NERVE DEVELOPMENT]] GOT YOU DOWN? USE SEAL OIL!!! ONLY [[Transcribed]] FROM THE DAMNEDEST OF SEALS ON THE [[Category:Teams (official)]]! YOU'LL PRACTICALLY FEEL THAT [[parser load]] DROP OVERNIGHT! ITS A MIRACLE CURE! LOSE UP TO 21 [[kilobytes]] IN JUST A FEW [[edits]]! IF YOU'RE OVER 40 AND DONT KNOW THIS ONE SIMPLE TRICK BOY YOU MUST BE REALLY STUPID!!!!!!!!</nowiki><br><br>
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<nowiki>[[NERVE DEVELOPMENT]]</nowiki> GOT YOU DOWN? USE SEAL OIL!!! ONLY [[[[:Category:Pages that transclude Damn seal|Transcluded]]]] FROM THE DAMNEDEST OF SEALS ON THE [[[[:Category:Teams (official)]]]]! YOU'LL PRACTICALLY FEEL THAT <nowiki>[[Parser load]]</nowiki> DROP OVERNIGHT! ITS A MIRACLE CURE! LOSE UP TO 21 <nowiki>[[kilobytes]]</nowiki> IN JUST A FEW <nowiki>[[edits]]</nowiki>! IF YOU'RE OVER 40 AND DONT KNOW THIS ONE SIMPLE TRICK BOY YOU MUST BE REALLY STUPID!!!!!!!
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=== LENTICULAR CARD ===
=== LENTICULAR CARD ===
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<nowiki>ISNT 'IT BEAUTIFIL! LOOK INTO IT! INCREDIBLER! I COULD WATCH IT FOR HOURS! "HOWS IT WORK SPAMTON?" I HEAR YOU ASKING! LET ME TELL YOU, THIS PRETTY LITTLE THING WORKS THROUGH THE MAGIC OF CSS TO PRODUCE AN IMAGE THAT [[tends to change]]! NO FAIR! WHY CANT MY IMAGES TEND TO CHANGE? MYABE YOURS CAN IF YOU STARE DEEP INTO THIS [[five in one]] PRIZE FOR LONG ENOUGH! FUN OR ALL AGES!</nowiki>
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ISNT 'IT BEAUTIFIL! LOOK INTO IT! INCREDIBLER! I COULD WATCH IT FOR HOURS! "HOWS IT WORK SPAMTON?" I HEAR YOU ASKING! LET ME TELL YOU, THIS PRETTY LITTLE THING WORKS THROUGH THE MAGIC OF CSS TO PRODUCE AN IMAGE THAT [[[[ZEITGEIST|tends to change]]]]! NO FAIR! WHY CANT MY IMAGES TEND TO CHANGE? MYABE YOURS CAN IF YOU STARE DEEP INTO THIS <nowiki>[[Five in one]]</nowiki> PRIZE FOR LONG ENOUGH! FUN OR ALL AGES!
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=== A REAL GUN ===
=== A REAL GUN ===
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<nowiki>WOAH! WAS THAT A [[BIG SHOT]] YOU JUST MADE? IT WILL BE WITH THIS [[SMISS]] & [[WENSON]] MODEL 500! WHAT GOOD IS [[theatre]] WHEN YOU HAVE BULLETS!!!! I GUARANTTEE THAT EVEN THE MOST ABSTRACT AND [[purely mental]] OF CONTESTANTS ARE NO MATCH FOR [[good old fashioned]] LEAD AND GUNPOWER!!!!!</nowiki>
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WOAH! WAS THAT A [[[[BIG SHOT]]]] YOU JUST MADE? IT WILL BE WITH THIS <nowiki>[[SMISS]] & [[WENSON]] MODEL 500! WHAT GOOD IS [[theatre]]</nowiki> WHEN YOU HAVE BULLETS!!!! I GUARANTTEE THAT EVEN THE MOST ABSTRACT AND [[[[9150625|Purely conceptual]]]] OF CONTESTANTS ARE NO MATCH FOR <nowiki>[[Good old fashioned]] LEAD AND GUNPOWER!!!!!</nowiki>
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=== BEAN SPROUT JR ===
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BEAN! WHO DO;ESN'T LOVE ? THIS CUTE LITTLE GUYS NAME IS CASTOR! THROW THEM AT ME WHY DONT YOU! BUT WHY SHOULD [[[[They/them]]]] HAVE ALL THE [[[[Fun and Games]]]]? TAKE SOME OF THE EXCESS I COULDNT <nowiki>[[Digest]]</nowiki> AND GROW YOUR OWN [[[[Bean Sprout]]]]! A WONDERFUL EDUCATIONAL EXPERIENCE ABOUT LIFE FOR <nowiki>[[Everyone Ten and Up]]</nowiki>!!!! AND THEN GROW SOME MORE! START A FARM! START AN LLC! FEED YOUR LOCAL TEAMMATES! FEED EVERYONE! FEED THEM. FEED THEM.
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