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+ + +{{Dia|EvilNoahNeutral|..I wasn't-, No..I COULDN'T just erase half of all that I worked for just like that..}}+{{Dia|EvilNoahNeutral|..Just..getting RID of EVERYTHING I worked so hard to create..}}+{{Dia|EvilNoahNeutral|..And I guess I payed the price for it.}}+
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−{{Dia|EvilNoahNeutral|The...thing that visited me eariler told me that I "wasted" my opportunity to cleanse myself of my sins..}}
−{{Dia|EvilNoahNeutral|He slaughtered my army..my most trusted commanders..nobody was spared..}}
−{{Dia|EvilNoahNeutral|But not me..}}
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−{{Fuck2}}
+{{Fuck3}}
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−{{Dia|NoahScared|WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT THE FUCK.}}
+{{Dia|EvilNoahScared|WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT THE FUCK.}}
{{Dia|Noah|oh hi evil noah}}
{{Dia|Noah|oh hi evil noah}}
−{{Dia|NoahScared2|wait arent you me why are we two separate beings now}}
+{{Dia|Noah|any reason as to why we were stuck in this empty void right now}}
−{{Dia|NoahScared|JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR A SECOND, OKAY???? OH GOD}}
+{{Dia|Noah|youre the only other person here so i figured youd be behind this as part of your evil machinations}}
−{{Dia|NoahScared|I KNEW IT. I JUST KNEW IT. I KNEW THIS DAY WOULD COME.}}
+{{Dia|NoahFrightened|wait also arent you me why are we two separate beings now}}
−{{Dia|NoahScared|I KNOW IM SUPPOSED TO HATE YOUR GUTS MAN BUT OH MY GOD IM SO SORRY}}
+{{Dia|EvilNoahScared|JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR A SECOND, OKAY???? OH GOD}}
−{{Dia|NoahScared|I SCREWED OVER US BOTH.}}
+{{Dia|EvilNoahScared|I KNEW IT. I JUST KNEW IT. I KNEW THIS DAY WOULD COME AND I JUST FUCKED AROUND WAITING FOR IT TO HAPPEN.}}
+{{Dia|EvilNoahScared|I KNOW IM SUPPOSED TO HATE YOUR GUTS MAN BUT OH MY GOD IM SO SORRY}}
+{{Dia|EvilNoahScared|I SCREWED OVER US BOTH.}}
−{{Dia|NoahScared2|wdym}}
+{{Dia|NoahFrightened|wdym???}}
−{{Dia|NoahScared|...alright...this is gonna sound pretty crazy to you right now..}}
+{{Dia|EvilNoahIntrigued|...alright...this is gonna sound pretty crazy to you right now..}}
−{{Dia|NoahScared|but were both dead.}}
+{{Dia|EvilNoahIntrigued|but were both dead.}}
−{{Dia|NoahScared2|what???????????}}
+{{Dia|NoahFrightened|what???????????}}
−{{Dia|NoahScared|listen, I know its hard to believe, but w-..I angered a being of immense power.}}
+{{Dia|EvilNoahGuilty|listen, I know its hard to believe, but w-..I angered a being of immense power.}}
−{{Dia|NoahScared|Or..to word it better...a concept of immense power..}}
+{{Dia|EvilNoahThinking|Or..to word it better...a concept of immense power..}}
−{{Dia|NoahScared|I created too many Evil Noahs.}}
+{{Dia|EvilNoahIntrigued|I created too many Evil Noahs.}}
−{{Dia|NoahScared|I destroyed the balance of how many of us were supposed to exist in the multiverse.}}
+{{Dia|EvilNoahGuilty|I destroyed the balance of how many of us were supposed to exist in the multiverse.}}
−{{Dia|NoahScared|Because of my ignorance, I destroyed several important components of reality.}}
+{{Dia|EvilNoahGuilty|Because of me, there were a greater number of Noahs then there were universes they were supposed to spawn naturally in.}}
−{{Dia|NoahScared|Too many of us existed at the same time, it was threatening to destroy all of existence..}}
+{{Dia|EvilNoahGuilty|Because of my ignorance and disregard for the rules of this reality, I destroyed several important components of reality.}}
−{{Dia|NoahScared|I learned of this while it was all happening..in the form of HIM.}}
+{{Dia|EvilNoahScared|And I know its hard to believe, with my superb intelligence and wisdo-}}
−{{Dia|NoahScared|My squad..the Legion..we say him appear in our base..we tried to fight him.}}
+{{Dia|Noah|shut up}}
+{{Dia|EvilNoahSinister|AHEM.}}
+{{Dia|EvilNoahScared|..As I was saying, even with my intellect...I didn't even know how much I put this world, and by extension, my plans for world dominance at risk.}}
+{{Dia|EvilNoahGuilty|The only reason I even managed to get a clue as to what I was doing was because SOMEBODY had to smack some sense into me.}}
+{{Dia|EvilNoahThinking|Or..TRIED to at least.}}
+{{Dia|Noah|who told you then}}
+{{Dia|EvilNoahIntrigued|..The very same guy who brought us here.}}
−{{Dia|NoahScared|..But we were all massacred. Almost nobody survived. Anyone that did was nearly dead.}}
+{{Dia|EvilNoah|At first..it was only visions that he tried to communicate with me through..}}
−{{Dia|NoahScared|At first, I was confused on why he spared me only..but then he told me..}}
+{{Dia|EvilNoahScared|Almost seemingly at random, transcripts and images flashed in my eyes for only a few moments..warning and depicting a horrific future..with all corners of reality up in despair.}}
−{{Dia|NoahScared|..That I needed to destroy half of all Evil Noahs in the Multiverse..to atone for my sins.}}
+{{Dia|EvilNoahIntrigued|He told me that I needed to fix all of it. That I needed to restore all the lives and purity of all the Noahs and people I killed and corrupted in my conquest.}}
+{{Dia|EvilNoahIntrigued|..That I needed to relinquish my body back to YOU, and cease my existence in this world altogether.}}
+{{Dia|EvilNoahScared|..And if I didn't oblige..then..}}
+{{Dia|NoahFrightened|then what}}
+{{Dia|EvilNoahGuilty|Lets just say that the consequences weren't gonna be a very favorable trade-off for keeping my reluctance.}}
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+{{Dia|EvilNoahDerp|And of course, in my hubris, I didn't listen.}}
+{{Dia|EvilNoah|How could I, right?}}
+{{Dia|EvilNoahIntrigued|..I wasn't-, No..I COULDN'T just erase all I worked for just like that..}}
+{{Dia|EvilNoahGuilty|..Just..getting RID of EVERYTHING I worked so hard to create..}}
+{{Dia|EvilNoahGuilty|I just couldn't go through with it.}}
+{{Dia|EvilNoahIntrigued|..And I guess I paid the price for that.}}
−{{Dia|EvilNoahNeutral|The...thing that visited me earlier finally appeared to me in person after some time.}}
−{{Dia|Noah|He told me that I "wasted" my opportunity to cleanse myself of my sins..}}
−{{Dia|EvilNoahIntrigued|It told me that my ignorance would come at the cost of not just every other Evil Noah, but the good ones as well..}}
−{{Dia|EvilNoahNeutral|..But how could I, right?}}
+{{Dia|EvilNoahScared|And his [[The Noah Purge|"Noah Purge"]]..would start with erasing my empire.}}
−{{Dia|EvilNoahScared|Along with every other Noah in existence.}}
−{{Dia|EvilNoahIntrigued|..Lets just say I was pretty pissed that this random ugly disembodied head was messing with my head and then threatening me OR my comrades with murder.}}
−{{Dia|EvilNoahNeutral|I just couldn't oblige.}}
+{{Dia|EvilNoah|I wasn't just gonna take that lying down.}}
−{{Dia|EvilNoahSinister|Soo I decided to try and make them feel EXACTLY the type of pain he thought I was gonna get put through.}}
−{{Dia|EvilNoahNeutral|It told me that my ignorance would come at the cost of every other Evil Noah..}}
−{{Dia|EvilNoahNeutral|..And he was right.}}
−{{Dia|EvilNoahNeutral|And the survivors were left scattered and destitute.}}
−{{Dia|EvilNoahNeutral|Soon..the ones that remained wished that they were the ones that perished.}}
−{{Dia|EvilNoahNeutral|I wasn't just gonna take that lying down.}}
−{{Dia|EvilNoah|Soo I decided to try and make them feel EXACTLY the type of pain that my empire felt.}}
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{{Dia|EvilNoah|...}}
{{Dia|EvilNoah|...}}
−{{Dia|NoahScared|..Boy, what a MISTAKE that was.}}
+{{Dia|EvilNoahDerp|..Boy, what a MISTAKE that was.}}
−{{Dia|Noah|so im guessing he kicked your butt then}}
{{Dia|Noah|so im guessing he kicked your butt then}}
−{{Dia|EvilNoahNeutral|"kicked my butt" is a massive understatement, but yeah.}}
+{{Dia|EvilNoahGuilty|"kicked my butt" is a massive understatement, but yeah.}}
−{{Dia|EvilNoahGuilty|He slaughtered my army..my most trusted commanders..nobody was spared..}}
+{{Dia|EvilNoahGuilty|And the survivors were left scattered and destitute.}}
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{{Dia|Noah|you suck man}}
{{Dia|Noah|you suck man}}
−{{Dia|EvilNoahNeutral|I mean, if you were in MY situation, its not like you could've done any better.}}
+{{Dia|EvilNoahIntrigued|I mean, if you were in MY situation, its not like you could've done any better.}}
{{Dia|Noah|i didn't get into your situation in the first place because you took over MY body idiot}}
{{Dia|Noah|i didn't get into your situation in the first place because you took over MY body idiot}}
−{{Dia|EvilNoahNeutral|Look, this isn't exactly important right now.}}
+{{Dia|EvilNoahScared|Look, this isn't exactly important right now.}}
−{{Dia|EvilNoahNeutral|Especially considering the fact that we're both DEAD.}}
+{{Dia|EvilNoahScared|Especially considering the fact that we're both DEAD.}}
−{{Dia|EvilNoahNeutral|All that matters is the both of us getting out of this limbo land void place so we can focus on undoing my mess and-}}
+{{Dia|EvilNoahScared|All that matters is the both of us getting out of this limbo land void place so we can focus on undoing my mess and-}}
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−{{Dia|NoahScared|Oh. Well at least THAT explains it.}}
+{{Dia|EvilNoahThinking|Oh. Well at least THAT explains it.}}
−{{Dia|EvilNoahNeutral|Guess I really DID screw up there...Sorry that I had to wake up to go and do this, man.}}
+{{Dia|EvilNoahIntrigued|Guess I really DID screw up there...Sorry that I had to wake up to go and do this, man.}}
−{{Dia|NoahScared|wait why did you leave us alive but not some other two noahs}}
+{{Dia|Noah|wait why did you decide to put us here in particular but not some other two noahs}}
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−{{Dia|EvilNoahNeutral|Wait, so all we gotta do is fight eachother and I can get my life back?}}
+{{Dia|EvilNoahThinking|Wait, so all we gotta do is fight eachother and I can get my life back?}}
+{{Dia|EvilNoahIntrigued|...}}
{{Dia|EvilNoah|Huh. I'm down for that.}}
{{Dia|EvilNoah|Huh. I'm down for that.}}
−{{Dia|Noah|since i have a reason to hate you now i guess i wont feel too bad about this}}
+{{Dia|Noah|since i have multiple reasons to hate you now i guess i wont feel too bad about this}}
−{{Dia|EvilNoah|Let this be our final battle, Noah.}}
+{{Dia|EvilNoahSinister|Let this be our final battle, inferior me.}}
One long fight sequence later:
One long fight sequence later:
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−{{Dia|NoahScared|AGHHHHH OH GOD OH FUCK AHHHHH NOOOOO!!!}}
+{{Dia|EvilNoahUnconscious|AGHHHHH OH GOD OH FUCK AHHHHH NOOOOO!!!}}
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+{{Dia|Noah|finally, the evil that has plagued my life for the past two months has been defeated!! yay}}
{{Dia|Noah|good riddance}}
{{Dia|Noah|good riddance}}
−{{Dia|NoahScared2|wait why do I feel tingly all of a sudde-OH GOD OH FUCK THAT HURTS}}
+{{Dia|Noah|now everything can go back to normal}}
+{{Dia|NoahFrightened|wait why do I feel tingly all of a sudde-OH GOD OH FUCK THAT HURTS}}
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−{{Dia|SilverNoah|oh okay}}
+{{Dia|SilverNoah|oh yeah}}
−{{Dia|SilverNoah|soo uhh}}
+{{Dia|SilverNoah|..guess i was so focused on beating up evil me that i forgot that i was basically gonna become your slave for life if i won}}
−{{Dia|SilverNoah|what exactly am I supposed to do as your herald}}
+{{Dia|SilverNoah|im probably in a worse position now then i was when i was basically dead}}
+{{Dia|SilverNoah|huh}}
+{{Dia|SilverNoah|...}}
+{{Dia|SilverNoah|so what exactly am I supposed to do as your herald}}