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The California Seal ion is a [[consumer]] grade ion-emitting [[handheld]] device designed and [[shaped]] to look like a [[seal]]. It was created by inventor and scientist [[Nerpus Scubertson]] and was distributed to every resident of California.
The California Seal ion is a [[consumer]] grade ion-emitting [[handheld]] device designed and [[shaped]] to look like a [[seal]]. It was created by inventor and scientist [[Nerpus Scubertson]] and was distributed to every resident of California.
[[File:Caliseal ion.png|thumb|Consumer technology has never been cuter!]]
[[File:Caliseal ion.png|thumb|Consumer technology has never been cuter!]]
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==Background and development==
==Background and development==
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==Critical Reception==
==Critical Reception==
The California seal ion has been reviewed as the most important piece of technology of all time. The technology developed for the Seal ion has been monumental in bringing in a new era of world peace to countless planets and galaxies.
The California seal ion has been reviewed as the most important piece of technology of all time. The technology developed for the Seal ion has been monumental in bringing in a new era of world peace to countless planets and galaxies.
−===Awards===
+The California Seal ion has won numerous awards, such as;
+* Most important Seal-Shaped device ever made
+* Best Consumer grade ion emitting device ever made
+* Best Cinematography
+* Best Live action Sequel
+* Best in Show
+* Most Californian Device ever conjured
+* Most World Records broken by a California Seal ion
+* Highest Lawsuit made in relation to the California Seal Ion
+* Most Ion-Susceptible Devices disabled of all time
+* Most Expensive piece of tech given to every Californian
+* Most Important invention of all time
+* Most Harmful Radiation dispersed of all time
+* Most Successful Consumer Grade Product of all time
==Criticism==
==Criticism==
Many [[critics]] of the device claim that giving one to every resident of California sets a bad precedent for other [[states]] who do not have the technology, which may lead to people coming to California just to get one. Scubertson has responded to these claims with a series of seal noises, showing that he doesn’t see it as a problem.
Many [[critics]] of the device claim that giving one to every resident of California sets a bad precedent for other [[states]] who do not have the technology, which may lead to people coming to California just to get one. Scubertson has responded to these claims with a series of seal noises, showing that he doesn’t see it as a problem.