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<span style="font-family: times new roman">On June 4th, 2023, [[The Computer]], the current public relations secretary in The Mario Party, recommended that Sir Feet change his legal name to be able to go into hiding, due to the ongoing international manhunt for him on the Belarusian border. He was assigned the name of [[User:Scythie|'''Scythie''']], an insignificant former Party member who died in the nuke incident.</span>
<span style="font-family: times new roman">On June 4th, 2023, [[The Computer]], the current public relations secretary in The Mario Party, recommended that Sir Feet change his legal name to be able to go into hiding, due to the ongoing international manhunt for him on the Belarusian border. He was assigned the name of [[User:Scythie|'''Scythie''']], an insignificant former Party member who died in the nuke incident.</span>
−<span style="font-family: times new roman">This didn't work, as neighboring Lithuanian villages could still hear his mighty footsteps from many miles away. Since Sir Feet already burned his birth certificate he's stuck with the name, but please don't fucking call him Scythie i am going to kill you he hates being named Scythie and the two names should always be permanently separated until someone can do something about it pleas</span>
+<span style="font-family: times new roman">This didn't work, as neighboring Lithuanian villages could still hear his mighty footsteps from many miles away. Since Sir Feet already burned his birth certificate he's stuck with the name, but '''please don't fucking call him Scythie i am going to kill you he hates being named Scythie and the two names should always be permanently separated until someone can do something about it pleas'''</span>
==Coverage==
==Coverage==
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<span style="font-family: times new roman">Sir Feet really likes food. Some of his favorite meals include:
<span style="font-family: times new roman">Sir Feet really likes food. Some of his favorite meals include:
*''[[Burger]]''
*''[[Burger]]''
+**<span style="font-family: times new roman">Specifically, Sir Feet really likes the quarter pounder with no cheese and a whole lot of lettuce. He orders apple slices instead of fries, and always gets an orange HI-C. Sir Feet also asks for no ketchup, as he is from medieval Poland and the thought of a [[North America|New World]] delicacy such as a [[tomato]] terrifies him.
<span style="font-family: times new roman">Sir Feet's favorite restaurant is McDonald's, likely because it is the only one he has ever been to. Many believe this is why he established the Mario Party headquarters in one and spared [[Carl]]'s life.
<span style="font-family: times new roman">Sir Feet's favorite restaurant is McDonald's, likely because it is the only one he has ever been to. Many believe this is why he established the Mario Party headquarters in one and spared [[Carl]]'s life.
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+<span style="font-family: times new roman">Sir Feet lives in an abandoned apartment building in Minsk near the McDonald's, inhabited by the rest of The Mario Party. Though there were many rooms available, he decided to be roommates with [[The Computer]] on the very top floor of the building. His footsteps rattle the entire foundation of the tower whenever he walks, so much so that it caused major tremors that shook the building endlessly. It ended up killing one of the last Belarusian survivors in hiding after their ceiling fan fell upon them, crushing them instantly.
==Trivia==
==Trivia==