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still not done. no matter how many times i rewrite this stupid page it still makes me cringe reading it
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{{Dia|EvilNoahScared|I KNEW IT. I JUST KNEW IT. I KNEW THIS DAY WOULD COME AND I JUST FUCKED AROUND WAITING FOR IT TO HAPPEN.}}
 
{{Dia|EvilNoahScared|I KNEW IT. I JUST KNEW IT. I KNEW THIS DAY WOULD COME AND I JUST FUCKED AROUND WAITING FOR IT TO HAPPEN.}}
 
{{Dia|EvilNoahScared|I KNOW IM SUPPOSED TO HATE YOUR GUTS MAN BUT OH MY GOD IM SO SORRY}}
 
{{Dia|EvilNoahScared|I KNOW IM SUPPOSED TO HATE YOUR GUTS MAN BUT OH MY GOD IM SO SORRY}}
{{Dia|EvilNoahScared|I SCREWED OVER US BOTH.}}
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{{Dia|EvilNoahScared|I...I might have screwed us both.}}
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{{Dia|Noahmeh|wdym???}}
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{{Dia|Noahmeh|wdym??? where ARE we dude}}
{{Dia|EvilNoahIntrigued|...alright...this is gonna sound pretty crazy to you right now..}}
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{{Dia|EvilNoahScared|...''*Sigh*''}}
{{Dia|EvilNoahIntrigued|but were both dead.}}
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{{Dia|EvilNoahIntrigued|Alright...this is gonna sound impossible to you right now..}}
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{{Dia|EvilNoahIntrigued|But we technically aren't ''anywhere.''}}
 
{{Dia|NoahFrightened|what???????????}}
 
{{Dia|NoahFrightened|what???????????}}
 
{{Dia|EvilNoahGuilty|listen, I know its hard to believe, but w-..I angered a being of immense power.}}
 
{{Dia|EvilNoahGuilty|listen, I know its hard to believe, but w-..I angered a being of immense power.}}
{{Dia|EvilNoahThinking|Or..to word it better...a concept of immense power..}}
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{{Dia|EvilNoahThinking|Or..to word it better...a fundamental force of our world..}}
 
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{{Dia|EvilNoahThinking|The very embodiment of chaos in the multiverse.}}
       
{{Dia|EvilNoahIntrigued|I created too many Evil Noahs.}}
 
{{Dia|EvilNoahIntrigued|I created too many Evil Noahs.}}
 
{{Dia|EvilNoahGuilty|I destroyed the balance of how many of us were supposed to exist in the multiverse.}}
 
{{Dia|EvilNoahGuilty|I destroyed the balance of how many of us were supposed to exist in the multiverse.}}
{{Dia|EvilNoahGuilty|Because of me, there were a greater number of Noahs then there were universes they were supposed to spawn naturally in.}}
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{{Dia|EvilNoahGuilty|My actions resulted in a cosmic imbalance. There were more versions of us than there were universes all-together.}}
{{Dia|EvilNoahGuilty|Because of my ignorance and disregard for the rules of this reality, I destroyed several important components of reality.}}
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{{Dia|EvilNoahGuilty|Because of my ignorance, I was causing an extreme cosmic imbalance within this world. It was threatening to rip the fabric of reality apart.}}
 
{{Dia|EvilNoahScared|And I know its hard to believe, with my superb intelligence and wisdo-}}
 
{{Dia|EvilNoahScared|And I know its hard to believe, with my superb intelligence and wisdo-}}
 
{{Dia|Noahmeh|i dont think thats true actually}}
 
{{Dia|Noahmeh|i dont think thats true actually}}
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{{Dia|EvilNoahGuilty|The only reason I even managed to get a clue as to what I was doing was because SOMEBODY had to smack some sense into me.}}
 
{{Dia|EvilNoahGuilty|The only reason I even managed to get a clue as to what I was doing was because SOMEBODY had to smack some sense into me.}}
 
{{Dia|EvilNoahThinking|Or..TRIED to at least.}}
 
{{Dia|EvilNoahThinking|Or..TRIED to at least.}}
{{Dia|Noahsuspicious|who told you then}}
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{{Dia|NoahConcerned|who told you then}}
{{Dia|EvilNoahIntrigued|..The very same guy who brought us here.}}
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{{Dia|EvilNoahIntrigued|..The very same being of chaos I mentioned earlier.}}
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{{Dia|NoahConcerned|wait}}
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{{Dia|Noahsuspicious|the same guy who brought us here?}}
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{{Dia|EvilNoahGuilty|...Yes.}}
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{{Dia|EvilNoah|At first..it was only visions that he tried to communicate with me through..}}
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{{Dia|EvilNoah|At first..it only tried to communicate through visions.}}
{{Dia|EvilNoahScared|Almost seemingly at random, transcripts and images flashed in my eyes for only a few moments..warning and depicting a horrific future..with all corners of reality up in despair.}}
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{{Dia|EvilNoahIntrigued|Almost seemingly at random, transcripts and images flashed in my eyes for only a few moments..}}
{{Dia|EvilNoahIntrigued|He told me that I needed to fix all of it. That I needed to restore all the lives and purity of all the Noahs and people I killed and corrupted in my conquest.}}
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{{Dia|EvilNoahScared|warning and depicting a horrific future..with all corners of reality up in despair.}}
{{Dia|EvilNoahIntrigued|..That I needed to relinquish my body back to YOU, and cease my existence in this world altogether.}}
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{{Dia|EvilNoahIntrigued|He told me that I needed to fix all of it. That I needed to cleanse the universe of its negative Noahcules, along with all our excessive doppelgangers.}}
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{{Dia|EvilNoahIntrigued|..And when all was said and done, I needed to relinquish my body back to YOU, and cease my existence in this world altogether.}}
 
{{Dia|EvilNoahScared|..And if I didn't oblige..then..}}
 
{{Dia|EvilNoahScared|..And if I didn't oblige..then..}}
 
{{Dia|Noahmeh|then what}}
 
{{Dia|Noahmeh|then what}}
{{Dia|EvilNoahGuilty|Lets just say that the consequences weren't gonna be a very favorable trade-off for keeping my reluctance.}}
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{{Dia|EvilNoahGuilty|Lets just say that the consequences weren't gonna be a very favorable trade-off for keeping my empire}}
{{Dia|EvilNoahGuilty|For any other person, they'd just call it quits and hang up the towel at that point.}}
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{{Dia|EvilNoahGuilty|For any other person, they'd just call it quits and hang up the towel after getting news like that They'd be totally scared SHITLESS.}}
 
{{Dia|EvilNoahGuilty|But we both no that I'm no ordinary person.}}
 
{{Dia|EvilNoahGuilty|But we both no that I'm no ordinary person.}}
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{{Dia|EvilNoahIntrigued|The...thing that visited me earlier finally appeared to me in person after some time.}}
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{{Dia|EvilNoahIntrigued|The...thing that visited me earlier told me that my time was up in my final vision.}}
 
{{Dia|EvilNoahGuilty|He told me that I "wasted" my opportunity to cleanse myself of my sins..}}
 
{{Dia|EvilNoahGuilty|He told me that I "wasted" my opportunity to cleanse myself of my sins..}}
 
{{Dia|EvilNoahIntrigued|It told me that my ignorance would come at the cost of not just every other Evil Noah, but the good ones as well..}}
 
{{Dia|EvilNoahIntrigued|It told me that my ignorance would come at the cost of not just every other Evil Noah, but the good ones as well..}}
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{{Dia|EvilNoahIntrigued|..Lets just say I was pretty pissed that this random ugly disembodied head was messing with my head and then threatening me OR my comrades with murder.}}
 
{{Dia|EvilNoahIntrigued|..Lets just say I was pretty pissed that this random ugly disembodied head was messing with my head and then threatening me OR my comrades with murder.}}
 
{{Dia|EvilNoah|I wasn't just gonna take that lying down.}}
 
{{Dia|EvilNoah|I wasn't just gonna take that lying down.}}
{{Dia|EvilNoahSinister|Soo I decided to try and make them feel EXACTLY the type of pain he thought I was gonna get put through.}}
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{{Dia|EvilNoahSinister|Soo, I decided to try and make them feel EXACTLY the type of pain he thought I was gonna get put through.}}
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{{Dia|Noahmeh|so im guessing he kicked your butt then}}
 
{{Dia|Noahmeh|so im guessing he kicked your butt then}}
 
{{Dia|EvilNoahGuilty|"kicked my butt" is a massive understatement, but yeah.}}
 
{{Dia|EvilNoahGuilty|"kicked my butt" is a massive understatement, but yeah.}}
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{{Dia|EvilNoahGuilty|The worst part was that it wasn't even HIM who attacked me. He sent his [[The Super Hero Squad|goons]] to do his dirty work, instead.}}
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{{Dia|EvilNoahGuilty|It made my loss all the more humiliating, in retrospect.}}
 
{{Dia|EvilNoahGuilty|He slaughtered my army..my most trusted commanders..nobody was spared..}}
 
{{Dia|EvilNoahGuilty|He slaughtered my army..my most trusted commanders..nobody was spared..}}
{{Dia|EvilNoahGuilty|And the survivors were left scattered and destitute.}}
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{{Dia|EvilNoahGuilty|And now..I can only assume the survivors are left scattered and destitute.}}
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{{Dia|Noahmeh|okay so lemme get this straight}}
 
{{Dia|Noahmeh|okay so lemme get this straight}}
 
{{Dia|Noahmeh|you took over my body}}
 
{{Dia|Noahmeh|you took over my body}}
{{Dia|Noahsuspicious|tormented every version of me from across this multiverse, making their lives a living hell}}
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{{Dia|Noahsuspicious|tormented countless worlds, made an army of evil me's to mess stuff up}}
 
{{Dia|Noahsuspicious|and on TOP of that your shenanigans caused a giant rip in space time which awakened god knows what}}
 
{{Dia|Noahsuspicious|and on TOP of that your shenanigans caused a giant rip in space time which awakened god knows what}}
{{Dia|Noahsuspicious|who not only killed any surviving good mes, but also killed all of our evil clones and versions as well}}
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{{Dia|Noahsuspicious|who not only killed any surviving good mes, but also killed all of our evil clones and versions as well resulting in the death of what may be trillions of us}}
       
{{Dia|Noahmad|you suck man}}
 
{{Dia|Noahmad|you suck man}}
 
{{Dia|EvilNoahIntrigued|I mean, if you were in MY situation, its not like you could've done any better.}}
 
{{Dia|EvilNoahIntrigued|I mean, if you were in MY situation, its not like you could've done any better.}}
{{Dia|Noahmad|i didn't get into your situation in the first place because you took over MY body idiot}}
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{{Dia|Noahmad|i didnt get into your situation in the first place because you took over MY body idiot}}
 
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{{Dia|EvilNoahSinister|OH YES. And going on a moral crusade slaughtering innocents for the SLIGHTEST of offenses would be any better?}}
 
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{{Dia|EvilNoahSinister|Because let's face it. That's basically all you did when you still HAD this body.}}
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{{Dia|EvilNoahSinister|dude literally trillions of lives may have been erased of the fricking face of existence because of you}}
    
{{Dia|EvilNoahScared|I-..well..Look, this isn't exactly important at the moment, alright?}}
 
{{Dia|EvilNoahScared|I-..well..Look, this isn't exactly important at the moment, alright?}}
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{{Dia|EvilNoahScared|..HE shows up.
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{{Dia|EvilNoahIntrigued|..HE..shows..up.
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Well, shit.}}
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{{Dia|EvilNoahScared|Well, shit.}}
{{Dia|NoahFrightened|what the actual FUCK is that thing}}
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{{Dia|NoahFrightened|what the actual FRICK is that thing}}
    
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