Statley and Waldonf/ERB

Statley VS. Waldonf

EPICCCCC RAPPPP BATTLES OF HISTORYYYYYYYY

STATLEY

Yup

VERSUS

WALLLLDOOORRRRRRRRF

Can't say that I have!

Ah ha ha ha!

BEGIN!

Statley 1

I am on the website known as Wiki Camp 2

Your To stupid to read a Wiki, don't you?

I saying a the first word, Having the verys first line

You just steal my vibe, and we EQUALLY viral online?

You sucking my fame, like Dracula!

But your ugly as hell, Like a Quacula!

Being just as bad? Can't say that I have!

Someone ask who you? You're my uglier half!

Waldonf 1

You know, I always wonder the how to upload a File

So me sits back and relax, and think for a while

Here my well thoughts diagnosis: You stink and is awful

You should have stayed dead after we being a lot unlawful!

I not steal your fame, we're a co-op crew.

But if one was a the brains, it sure not you!

Your mind most small than the smallest thing, an ant!

Outrapping the me? You aren't the can't!

Statley 2

Waldonf, please, my brain is quite biggest of all.

Make like Humpty the Dumpty, and had a great fall!

If we had to disbanding, you'd be like The Drummer!

All the fans keep up with I, and look at you is a bummer!

Bummer in the summer! Make everyone upset

Because you are not the funny? Yup, you are bet!

I'M A THE FUCKING AVENGERS AND X-MEN, BITCH PLEASE!

YOU JUST A SMALL MOUSE, THAT DIES AND EATS CHEESE!

Waldonf 2

Oh hey amazon Alexa, Tell Statley to sits in a seat!

You might faint from surprise when I serving this defeat!

You're so gross and vomit, you probably eat Greet!

And though you having a talkative mouth, you can't keeping a BEAT!

Four rhyme in a row? That right, let do a LOOP

You a god's damn nuisance to every you meet in a GROUP!

So you name is Statley? Wow, Big WOOP!

If here one big word to describe you? Uh, Yeah, POOP

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!!!

EEEEEEEEEEEEEPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

Mario VS. Sonic

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SUPER MARIO

Yup hoo!

VERSUS...

SOOOOOOONICCC THE HEDGEHOGGG

Can't say that I slow!

BEGIN!

Mario 1

Yeah hoo Yeah hoo! I do to the jump!

I'm America's Plumber, your a sad blue lump

I'm face of the games, I'm the player one!

Mama my mia, You're gamesn't fun!

My girl is name Peach, your is not even exist.

I can punch a yellow questioning block with my fist.

Luigi always ask me, how you so laid back and cool?

Because I stop smell the flower, instead of fast ran like a fool!

Sonic 1

Looking at my fast shoes, going real sped.

Everyone on earth know blue better than red!

You was still 8 bit baby, when I was getting 16-bit

You may be my elder, but you are the slow as shit!

You may having a peach, but I have a lot of friend!

We run real fast, the fun never gonna do end!

I doing what Nintendidn't, Being a fastest blue hog!

I fight Dr. Eggman and cool robots, you use hat turn into a frog!

Mario 2

Bitch I do more than the frog, I am fight Bowser!

You think your bad ass, you doesn't even wear trousers!

Red is the best, its the color of MARS

In you racing game, you but fast without the but a drive CARS?

I having more friends than you, hear about a MARIO PARTY?

You wasn't invited nerd, and we have a celebration that hearty!

I stomping on koopa and goomba, shy guy too.

Your mother is so ugly, she looked like Felonious Gru!

Sonic 2

Shut up Mario Brother, you a stinky plumber old man

When your was a baby, Your only video game was Kick The Can!

Your so old, you read the newspaper.

You don't even know vaping is just water's vapor!

I gotten a new game, it called Sonic Frontiers.

Everybody a loved it, I got a lot of cheers.

Your newest game is have Rabbids, um ANNOYING ALERT!

Bitch I'm even fastest than Speedy Eggbert

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!!!

EEEEEEEEEEEEEPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

Jaws VS. The Boat

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JAWS THE SHARK

Grah! I'm the Shark!

VERSUS

THEEEE BOATTTTTT

BEGIN!

Jaws 1

You knew that tune! It the warning song of JAWS

I eat up all the people without doing a single pause!

I'm the big of all sharks, no other compare.

You got 3 crew people on you, boat? Don't be greed, share!

I don't just eating person, I'll take a bite out boat.

I gulping an everything, it go all down my throat!

I'm swimming so good because I'm shark!

You're nowhere as awesome as Noah's Ark!

The Boat 1

Chugga Chugga Choo Choo! Here coming the SHIP!

I'm sturdy and strong, no way that I'll tip!

I'll tearing you to a shreds, don't messing with me, beast!

Me and my crew will shoot you, and turn you into the feast!

I'm the boat from the movie, I'm favorite of the fan

I is more iconic than the shark or any the man!

Noah's Ark is cool, but she was built for save life.

I was building to kick your ass, so I think I'm was built right!

Jaws 2

Beat me in a fighting? Yeah, in you're dream!

It would taking a lot more of to beat me than your tiny team!

I are the best Shark ever! Gruesome and the scary.

You ugly boat look like your name is something like Larry!

You'll end up are like Titanic, but much smaller and weak.

I bet even a poke by a Big White Feather would make a your floor leak!

You have no future, money, good looks, or skills or a talent.

You think you an unsinkable, um watch the Movie for see how that went!

The Boat 2

Watch Jaws The Movie? Okay, let's me recall!

Yes it aren't end well for me, but that aren't all!

What of happen to the great scary shark name Bruce?

You freaking explosion into a lot of Red Shark Juice!

Fuck you Jaws! You are such a lame guy...

To turn you into the losing, I barely have to try!

Listen up every, this shark tale has a lesson to tell.

If you seeing blue guy with the fin, tell the "Go To Hell!"

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!!!

EEEEEEEEEEEEEPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

Isaac VS. Stuff Blowing Up

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STUFF BLOWING UP

Yup boom!

VERSUS...

ISAAAAAAAC

Can't say that I the binding!

BEGIN!

Isaac 1

Let me putting away my Isaac Bomb, looks like you already did! Explode.

Isaac

Yes Blue Character?

Put this guy into "DEAD MODE"

I'm named after The Bible so I are basically like the God

You are just a combustion, and you expect an applaud?

I can doing anything, I'm kill you with my wrath!

Out rapping me, don't make me have the laugh!

Let finish the battle quick, I have to go eat a my breakfast.

Mom put eggs, salad, milk, and an cereal on the grocery list!

Stuff Blowing Up 1

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