The Grinch is one of many despicable beings who wishes to ruin Christmas. He is green.
He has a dog named Max.
Attributes
- He is a heel.[1]
- He is as cuddly as a cactus.
- He is as charming as an eel.
- He's a bad banana with a greasy black peel.
- He's a monster.
- His heart's an empty hole.[2]
- His brain is full of spiders.
- He's got garlic in his soul.
- Many would not touch him with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot[3] pole.
- He is vile.
- He has termites in his smile.
- He has all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile.[4]
- He is foul.
- He's a nasty-wasty skunk.[citation needed]
- His heart is full of unwashed socks.
- His soul is full of gunk.
- He's a rotter.
- He's the king of sinful sots.
- His heart's a dead tomato splotched with moldy purple spots.
- His soul is an appalling dump heap overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable, mangled up in tangled up knots.
- He's a crooked dirty jockey and he drives a crooked hoss.
- He's a three decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce.
Redemption arc
Despite all this, the woke writers at Dr. Seuss redeemed the Grinch by growing his heart three sizes after he realized the Whos down in Whoville supported each other and maintained Christmas cheer even after he stole all their presents.
Blue Grinch
Is a Blue Grinch even possible? You decide...
Grinch Night
Grinch Night is a night of the year in which the Grinch starts a-prowlin' as a result of a chain of events starting with the blowing of a sour-sweet wind. On Grinch Night the Grinch is so evil and fucked up and loves to show off the horrors to the Whos of Whoville. Some have said they would not go out on Grinch Night for $1.50, while others have claimed they wouldn't go out for $66,600,000.66. That bad.