How I Created The Sylladex.pdf
SOMEWHERE IN THE UNITED STATES, December 20, 2020 – Many people find the Sylladex useful. They use it on a daily basis, storing items whenever they please, wherever they please. Most don't know that I was the person behind this crazy stuff, and the lengths I took to accomplish my goals of creating it.
It was years ago, but I remember it quite fondly. During my work on Sonic the Hedgehog as the—I don't mean to brag a bit—first American to do so, I came up with the idea to create an inventory system that could handle the carrying of many objects for people. I thought it was a great idea! Imagine the number of possibilities it could have! So, I went along with it and worked hard day and night to create the perfect holding system for everybody out there.
The creation of the Sylladex was a long and tough process, but eventually, I had laid out all of the groundwork for this wonderful piece of technology. Eventually, I had finished manufacturing it, and it worked flawlessly! When I released it, everyone loved it. It was the greatest thing humankind has ever witnessed, and it showed. I even got a Guinness World Record for all the work I've put into this. Needless to say, my mother is very proud of me.
If you have any questions about this feat, you can contact me at tommytallarico@camp2.rectangle.zone. Send away!
UPDATE FROM A DIFFERENT PLACE IN THE UNITED STATES, September 14, 2021 – I've got a question from some fellow fan! Thanks for your submission! It reads: "Are you sure this isn't just a bunch of lies?" And to that I say: Of course not! Everything I say is in no way fabricated, and its all information that you, my fellow friend, can trust!
UPDATE FROM YET ANOTHER PLACE IN THE UNITED STATES, January 19, 2022 – Here's another question from the same fan! Glad you're eager to ask me a lot! Appreciate it! It reads: "Come on man, tell the truth... I, like, really enjoy your stuff dude..." I am telling the truth, don't worry! Everything I say is all correct and fact-checked actually! Pinkie promise, little fella!
NOWHERE, UNITED STATES, February 9, 2023 – I've received a question from Nerpa! Thanks for the submission! It reads: "Do you perhaps... like me? Hm? YOU liker me?" And to that? I say, with confidence, that I absolutely love you guys! I know this isn't about my feat, but it really can't go without saying that you're the main reason why my Amico is doing so well! Among the Nerpa population, anyway. But thank you guys for the brilliant support! I am so glad you like my idea of the Intellivision Amico, and I can't wait to ship it out to you guys.
STILL NOWHERE, UNITED STATES, February 9, 2023 – Yet another question! This time, it's from Brickbattler78. It reads: "wanna play roblox? it'll be 1337! :D" And you know what? I'll think about it, even if it isn't related to my feat. After all, I am the one who created the iconic "oof" sound effect for Roblox, so I know a bit about all of that "bloxxing" action! Haha!