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Mr. McGill, please, you don't have to go in-
You think this is something?	You think this is bad?
This?	This chicanery?
He's done	worse

I'm not crazy (I know he swapped those numbers). I knew it was 1216, one after Magna Carta. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never!

“	I just couldn't prove it.	”
	— He covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him.

That billboard!

Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall like that?

No! He orchestrated it.

Jimmy!

$He+defecated-through+a+sunroof!$

And I saved him

I shouldn't have. I took him into my own firm!

1. What was I thinking?
2. He'll never change.
   1. He'll never change.

Always the same.	Couldn't keep his hands out of the
	cash drawer.
But not our Jimmy!	Couldn't be precious Jimmy!

†Stealing them blind!

And he gets to be a lawyer?

• What a sick joke!