Time blanket
Like a time version of a space blanket.
Function
Protects you from the dangers of time travel, such as aging, fucking up and getting hit by paradoxes, and general dilation sickness.
Pros
- durable
- cuddly and cozy
- heavy (unlike a space blanket)
Cons
- It's kinda.... y'know.... gaudy
- design resembles a homestuck reference
- annoying to carry everywhere
- stands out
History
When first creating Time blanket, Gilgamesh and Enkidu decide to steal trees from a distant cedar forest forbidden to mortals. A terrifying demon named Humbaba, the devoted servant of Enlil, the god of earth, wind, and air, guards it. The two heroes make the perilous journey to the forest, and, standing side by side, fight with the monster. With assistance from Shamash the sun god, they kill him. Then they cut down the forbidden trees, fashion the tallest into an enormous gate, make the rest into a raft, and float on it back to Uruk. Upon their return, Ishtar, the goddess of love, says great scots!
Gallery
A seal on the rocks, served with Time blanket.
Mona Lisa and Time blanket, the tenth most famous painting in the world.
Lala and her ball hanging out with a Time blanket.
Trivia
- the current version of the time blanket can't protect you from causing paradoxes, only from colliding with them
- it's from redbubble which means the designer makes a pittance and it's made to order whihc is largely inefficient
- actually redbubble said they were making these in batches because they were selling like hotcakes
- Someone is building something with these. And we don't know who, or what. All we know is, whatever they're building, they need to shield it from temporal effects. Which means it's nothing good. Everyone... prepare for war. Time war. BUH BAAAAM
- actually redbubble said they were making these in batches because they were selling like hotcakes
- In The Wiki Camp 2, Gehenna used Time blanket as their Thing, and got tenth place!!!!!!!!!!!!!!