Tombstone/Chatlog1

who is this? are you gonna be mean to me too? like everyone else?

No, no. I'm not here to be mean to you. I'm here to get you out of there. Think of it as... Thanks, for letting me stay at your place while I recovered from interdimensional travel.

oh you're that guy! i remember you! also, yea please get me out of here. everyone fucking hates me

Uh huh... Hey, quick question, why didn't you take off the crown when you were supposed to?

huh?

What do you mean, huh?

i mean, i took off the crown since everyone at the wiki camp hated it so much. but they still won't leave me alone

You know none of that's real, right?

what

 ?

The unwanted side effect of the crown was that if you wore it for over 30 minutes, it would put you in an alternate reality where everyone is unnecessarily cruel to you.

Did you not read the legal disclaimer?

why would i read the legal disclaimer

The "no side effects or drawbacks" with a suspicious asterisk statement didn't tip you off that something was up?

Or did you not see it because the text was so small?

oh yeah i saw that

i kinda just ignored it cause i'm not a lawyear

*laywer

You don't need to be a lawyer to read the fucking legal disclaimer

**lawyer

i thought you said you weren't gonna be mean

Sorry, sorry. Anyways, I can get you out of there. Do you know where the crown is in your actual reality?

ummm

uhhhhh

uhmmm

Could you think in your head?

idk

Shit

Well, either way, I might be able to track it down. But you'll have to spend a little bit longer in there. I'll be there as soon as I can.

I'll catch you later.

hey wait before you go

is this "bitch" on my forehead reversible

I'm sorry?

emoticon

or like, fake emoticon got "bitch" engraved on my forehead

Oh. Yeah, you'll go back to normal right after you leave. So don't worry about any healthcare costs about injuries you may have gotten in there.

gravestone's all agitated for some reason

Dude, I told you that something was definitely up, and I said we should go back and reread the Amazon listing. If we did, then we wouldn't even be here!

are you blaming me for this?

YES.

okay fine it might've been my fault but

MIGHT'VE?

okay it was but it was an accident!

Hey guys, if you're gonna argue about this, could you stop texting me your responses to eachother?

sorry

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