User:Kornelbut
totally not plugging in my channel
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i shall begin writing the low hanging bible starting uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh
Bible Of Low Hanging - Religion of Low Hanganizm
Chapter 1 - World 1-1 Humble beginnings
Chapter 1 begins at the birth of the bible. It is here that it shared it's moments of what it wanted to become, but yet changed so greatly.
1.1 - Anti-sociality is merrily an option, unless it's within the team. (not as forced upon in Chapter 2+)
1.2 - No asking others to join you
1.3 - You respecccccccccccccccccccccccccct the Low Hanging logo
1.4 - Be extremely subtle, even to the point of formlessness. Be extremely mysterious, even to the point of soundlessness. Thereby you can be the director of the opponent's fate.
1.5 - National Low Hanganizm Day is on October 2nd, starts exactly at 22:34 UTC.
1.6 - Kneel for low hanging believers. (because they're so low obviously)
1.7 - Refrain from contact. Utilize if in for a game changing opportunity.
Chapter 2 - Getting Sponsors
After a team merge with Sponsored Segments, the religion has been shared upon more people. Yet it's with a team that's not initially a part of it. The bible is now more suited to be friendly for new-comers while laid back for the og believers.
2.1 - If you stay away from helping, it's just an act of opposite selfishness.
2.2 - Interact when needed. Pressure isn't optimal.
2.3 - Members under the old Low Hangers team are labeled as "Old-Low-Hangers" and are only under the effect of Chapter 1.
Bible shall be updated in the future if i don't run this joke to the ground.