"One Dimensional; Literally and Figuratively." - Sock Hater Interview I

DUDE. THIS IS MIKE AND SPIKE, REPORTING LIVE FROM THE WIKI CAMP 2. WE'VE DECIDED TO TAKE OUR TIME AND INTERVIEW WHAT I CONSIDER TO BE ONE OF THE MOST MYSTERIOUS CONTESTANTS.

Why do you think that?

...WELL, THATS BECAUSE... WE HARDLY KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT HIM!

WE KNOW HE HATES SOCK, OF COURSE, BUT I WANT TO KNOW MORE, LIKE, WHERE DID HE COME FROM? HOW DID HE POP INTO EXISTENCE? IS THERE MORE TO HIS OPINIONS OF SOCK BESIDES "HATE"?

Hm. It's been over an hour since we requested an interview with him, and still no response.

HE DID DENY AN INTERVIEW FROM 777-NEWS...

its meeeee

DUDE! WELCOME TO OUR INTERVIEW!

hi you two. before i start answering any questions, i have one thing to ask myself.

That is...?

do you have ANY SOCKS WITH YOU.

NO.

...No. (Good thing I'm wearing the short socks today...)

LET ME GET INTO THE MOST IMPORTANT QUESTION THAT EVERYBODY WANTS TO KNOW! WHY DO YOU H-

Wait- everyone has a question about me? but i hardly interact with anyone. aside from my own teammates i guess

That's true. Ever since you joined this camp, you've barely interacted with anyone here.

BUT I HAVE HEARD FROM OTHER CONTESTANTS THAT THE WAY YOU ACT IS A MYSTERY TO THEM!

really??? I don't need to explain how i act.

You DID accept this interview. The best thing you could do is explain some things.

Fine. Bloomberg, do you have a question about me?

WELL I-

I guess I do have one. Have you heard of Gelatin Fan? A contestant from The Wiki Camp 1?

Oh my god...gelatin fan.... i dont know who that is.

OKAY, THATS GOOD TO KNOW, BUT-

Hey wait, i do have one answer to a question about me- where I came from!

BUT I WANTED TO KNOW-

Some of my teammates know this already, but i came from a computer. But since the computer was in someone's house, i had to leave straightaway or id be technically breaking and entering.

It's always hard leaving your parents...

ALRIGHT, YES, YES, THAT'S COOL, BUT WHAT I WANT TO KNOW IS...

WHY DO YOU HATE SOCK?

listen, I would REALLY love to answer that question, but it looks like i can't right now, y'see, my team seems to be calling me for help! i gotta go Now!

OH. UH. ALRIGHT. THEN. GOODBYE, DUDE.

I don't think he had an answer to that question.

ARE YOU SAYING NOT EVEN HE KNOWS WHY HE HATES SOCK?

That could be a possibility.

...SOCK HATER, YOU GET MORE MYSTERIOUS EVERY DAY.

And more insufferable!

Oh ho ho!