A dаmp cave

You venture deep into the damp cave. You stumble upon free treasure!

A mighty adventure awaits... There's no turning back now!
We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, Will Detonate Louie's Bomb for the United States of America.

Perhaps we may find some White and Purple Candypop Buds here!

Do not use that Damn bomb.

Why not? Why can't we use this Decadent Bomb? There's an Okinesque little creature asking to be blown up right there!

I AGREE! WE SHOULD USE LOUIE'S AWESOMEBOMB TO KILL THAT UGLY PINNIPED! I ♡ MEN! HO-YAY!