Alaska

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Alaska is the largest state in the United States. It's cold. It's got the 10 highest mountains in the US, including Denali. Just sell it to Canada already.

Things to do in Alaska

  1. Being cold
    • Being cold in Denali
      • Being jealous of the animals in Denali that have adapted to survive the cold, especially bears

Notable communities and places

Anchorage

Cold.

Chikaloon

Cold. Annual celebrations include Christmas, New Year's, and the July 4th Car Launch. Dangers include receiving presents, getting shot, and getting crushed by a car.

Chusaan

Cold. Maybe.

Fairbanks

Extremely fucking cold. Coldest fucking city in Fucking America.

Juneau

Expensive and cold capital.

Kodiak

Cold and Pitbull performed a concert here. Plus, the most remote Walmart in the world.

Ketchikan

Could be cold?

Nome

Cold. The Iditarod Trail Sled Dog Race's final destination.

North Pole

Not the actual North Pole + Cold + Ratio. You will be shot if you go there but it has a giant Santa statue and candy cane light poles.

Seward

Still cold. Perhaps you could warm up on the Fourth by running the Mount Marathon Race?

Skagway

Cold, yet gold.

Tongass National Forest

Cold, but with northern goshawk.

Utqiaġvik

Extremely fucking cold. But not THAT cold guys. Used to be known as Okintown.

Whittier

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