Aluminum

Aluminum "Al" Cann is the twin brother of Aluminium Cann and the son of Zepheniah Cann. Aluminum, alongside his twin brother, are currently engaged in a bitter rivalry over the full inheritance of 2762 square miles of land in Old Mexico that were said to contain the world's largest supply of sand. Unfortunately for all parties involved, the land was found to be exclusively full of useless gravel. Aluminum and Aluminium continue to fight over the land regardless of its lack of value by contracting two separate private branches of the American military to fight against each other until one party wins.