Template:Team InfoboxTeam (pronounced /bäNGk/) is a team in The Wiki Camp that was created during, and for, Challenge 2. It presently consists of 9[citation needed] members.
Members
| Bullet | Icon | Name | Gender | Gay Level | Favorite Letter | Total Score | Placement |
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SCP-055 | Non-binary | ...moderate? | Θ | 173.8 | TBD |
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Proton | Male | Zero, only attracted to opposite charge | t | 367 | TBD |
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Wizard Orb | THEORETICAL | HIGH ENOUGH | Q | 355.2 | TBD |
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Mrænon | Male | How | 12 | 403.5 | TBD |
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Cake pop!!!! | male!!! | Does Be Havin Rainbow Sprinkles | ! | 253.8 | TBD |
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Lock Dude | Male | Pretty high, haha... | 🔒 | 314.4 | TBD |
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trak | Steel | 445 | TBD | ||
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Wiki Page | Girl! | What does this mean? | & | 242.7 | TBD |
Coverage
Formation
Template:Anomalous SCP-055 allegedly created this page in compliance with Challenge 2, although there has been no means of verifying this information due to the anomalous effects it exudes. Though the page was originally named Misfits, SCP-055's nature caused the pagename to dissipate, resulting in its zero-width space name that is currently in use.
Proton was spending his time around the page, being an infinitesimally small elementary particle, bringing positivity wherever he went, and Track was already passing their way through the page's vicinity.
Meanwhile, Wizard Orb, LOCKED IN A FURIOUS BRAWL having BEEN angered BY the hogs due to various ILLEGAL REALITY BENDING shenanigans ON THEIR PART, was DEMONSTRATING HIS VAST ARRAY OF ELDRITCH POWER, RESULTING IN THE HOGS fleeing from their pursuit, lest TheY become trampled underfoot BY WIZARD ORB'S SUPERIOR MAGICAL PROWESS. In aN INSTANCE OF PURE ACCIDENT AND COINCIDENCE AMONG THE HOGS' OWN panicked chase scene, he tripped over Track in his haste TO ANNIHILATE THE ENEMY FOR GOOD, GIVEN THE HOGS' COWARDLY NATURE IN fearing death in the moment. However, due to the page's inheritance of SCP-055's anomalous effects, the hogs were unable to pursue EVEN REMOTELY FIGHTING him further without becoming greatly confused, and thus they disbanded. RIGHTLY Crediting himself with their retreat, Wizard Orb noticed the seemingly empty team page and proclaimed herself the team leader, much to SCP-055's (WHO IS THIS????) frustration.
Cake Pop's induction into the team was one that has not been able to be explained, but with great enthusiasm and fervor, he decided that the team's name was unpronounceable and gave it its most common nickname, [BONK]. Cake Pop said he heard it when Wizard Orb tripped over Track, but Wizard Orb denies that this ever happened.
Up until this point, the other team members were not aware of Track's sentience and simply thought it was part of the scenery. However, it soon started saying various facts about train systems and produced images of locomotive vehicles, thus making its membership known to the rest of the team.
Soon after Mrænon's participation in Challenge 1, he ignored the team letter form, thinking it was spam. Due to his lack of response, it is assumed that he intentionally left all fields blank and joined this team by default. Mrænon still has yet to encounter teammates.
Untitled was one of the last few contestants to physically arrive. At first, the trains running over Track's extent startled the team members, but they eventually grew used to it. However, after a day or so, a mysterious hitchhiker, Untitled, jumped off of the caboose of a train and fell into the team page, thus joining team [BONK]. A few members recognized them from a missing person notice filed a few weeks prior, but when confronted about it, Untitled vanished from sight. They have not been seen for more than a few seconds at a time since.
Wiki Page was the final contestant to join the team. She found the team through her ability to travel her way through the wiki up to six pages of separation via links on her page (Wiki Page -> Category:Competitors (official) -> Checkered Snowplow -> Challenge 1 -> Challenge 2 -> Category:Teams (official) -> this page) led to her discovery of this otherwise hard to find page, and thus she joined the team. She is one of the few contestants who is able to retain consistent cognizance of SCP-055's existence, though the reason for this is currently unclear.
Athina Hartmann tried to break into my fucking kitchen. She's in jail now for her crimes.
Challenge 2
The team received a raw score of 962 points for its page, the 3rd most out of all the teams. However, as was predicted by SCP-055, The Supreme Empress divided each team's score by its number of members, leaving in 4th place overall. The members were generally happy with their performance, aside from Mrænon, who was frustrated to have been placed on a team without his knowledge.
Challenge 3
Unlike every other team with more than 2 members, every member of submitted an entry to the challenge.
- Cake Pop and Lock Dude both wrote about previously unseen episodes of the Battle For Dream Island series, namely Bfdi 28: loty TWO!!!!!!!!!!! and BFB 420: fuck you hoe.
- Similarly, Proton described a future episode of Ten Words Of Wisdom, TWOW 24B.
- Wiki Page's Wiki Blog, Wizard Orb's This Episode is About Wizard Orb, Untitled's My Movie, and Mrænon's I go to dollar store all covered escapades from their respective characters.
- SCP-055 prematurely created the page for Challenge 4, much to the anger of The Supreme Empress (both the episode's fictional portrayal and the real host later on).
- Finally, Track utilized its omniscience of trains and train-adjacent topics to detail the documentary English Steel.
The team managed to place 1st with an average rank of 12.7.
Challenge 4
As SCP-055 expected, they were eliminated for creating the Challenge 4 page before The Supreme Empress, but this was immediately undone (reportedly due to "popular demand", though no contestant can recall asking for this decision to be overturned). Once again, every member of the team participated in the challenge.
- SCP-055 wrote about their brush with the afterlife in their tweet, From Beyond the Grave.
- Wiki Page's Wouldn't it be fucked up if complained about and circumvented the 280-character limit, while Cake Pop's A Harrowing Tale and Wizard Orb's The letter q inflated their character counts with content outside the standard text of their pages.
- Mrænon and Lock Dude both discussed time they spent in captivity with Going to jail (possibly ghostwritten by Athina Hartmann) and Someone please help me respectively.
- Proton's Unicrush utilized a website of the same name in an attempt to lower his character count, though Twitter's system of counting certain characters as 2+ mostly foiled this plan.
- Untitled's @redlinkonthistweet - Shut The Fuck Up detailed their feud with a red link on their tweet.
- Finally, Track's photographic memory allowed it to create an incredibly detailed painting of the Union Pacific Rail Roads Evanston Subdivision (Utah).
Unfortunately, the team placed 3rd with an average score of 22.23, the lowest out of all non-tinys. This put them up for toxic voting, ending their streak of losing no members throughout the competition. Who will be eliminated from the team is yet to be seen.
Trivia
- The team name being a zero-width space makes it rather difficult to write, thus resulting in the various nicknames the team has come up with as more pronounceable alternatives, an example being BONK.
- A vast majority of the the members on the team all coincidentally seem to possess peculiar physical or mental properties, befitting to the nature of the team page's own accessibility difficulties. Examples include Proton being hard to see, Untitled being hard to find, and SCP-055 being hard to remember.
- When questioned, the team voted 7-2 that there has never been a ninth member on the team.
- Wiki Page voted for the opposition, but all other members have gone on to express in personal testimony to being unsure as to where the other opposing vote originates from.
- Furthermore, most of the team members are not entirely sure who made the team to begin with, resulting in Wizard Orb's self-proclaimed status as team leader.
- At least one member of the team isn't round.[citation needed]
There are no known female members on the team, having 4 male team members and 4[citation needed] nonbinary team members. A possible explanation as to why this could be is that girls have gone extinct, though the question remains unanswered.
- With my induction, this previous trivia fact is totally wrong.
- The only object feature the team collectively shares is a set of eyes.
- All members of the team are theoretically corporeal.
- Proton may be an exception, according to Wizard Orb, who is of the firm belief that science does not exist.
- Team "" is one of a few teams that are classified as safe from the hogs. This is due exclusively in part to SCP-055's antimemetic nature, making it exceptionally easy to hide the very group itself from the hogs' unquenchable bloodlust.
- Diamondcup67 accidentally called our GC twice by pressing the hotlink on his keyboard. lol
Diamondcup being UNFATHOMABLY fucking smelly - SHUT UP I DIDNT EVEN KNOW THERE WAS A HOTKEY
