Bill of Rights
The Bill of Rights is a day-one update to the Constitution of the United States. It introduced many bug fixes and improvements but notably did not patch out slavery.
All of the rights
Right 1
This right allows you to yell "theater" in a crowded fire. However, it can be subject to nasty counterplay by thinking another player is an asshole and showing them the door.[1] This oversight has yet to been patched.
Right 2
This right allows you to wear short sleeves and tank tops all year round!
Right 3
This is the most important Right. You shall never have ye houses forcefully occupied by the armed forces of the United States Government. Hold this Right closely, and cherish it. For without it, you have no country.
Right 4
This right can be taken at an intersection.
Right 5
This right allows you to not answer if you don't feel like it.[2]
Right 6
This right, when combined with another right, makes a wrong.
Right 7
Right 7? Tha- it was the one I played? Let's check it out.
Right 8
Right 9
This one isn't important.
Right 10
This right allows states to make their own rights if they think they're so clever, huh?
Release
Marketing
The Bill of Rights was launched with a $2 million dollar advertising campaign spanning across print, television, and digital with the slogan "The Bill of Rights is right for you!"
Reception
Many people[who?] were quite fond of the Bill of Rights. It debuted at No. 1 on The New York Times Best Seller list and currently dons a 4.64 out of 5 stars on Goodreads.[3]