Cake
A cake is anything that isn't not a Cake. And—a zu has just turned two! Meowww!

Sentences on the Wikipedia article for "Cake" that go hard
- Although clear examples of the difference between cake and bread are easy to find, the precise classification has always been elusive.
- A cake can fail to bake properly, which is called "failing".
- There are at least 5 cakes that we know exist at any given moment. any more is pure speculation.
- If you see more than 5 cakes at a time, make sure to contact the local authorities, and turn yourself in for speeding and resisting arrest.