A cake is anything that isn't not a Cake. And—a zu has just turned two! Meowww!

Sentences on the Wikipedia article for "Cake" that go hard

  • Although clear examples of the difference between cake and bread are easy to find, the precise classification has always been elusive.
  • A cake can fail to bake properly, which is called "failing".
  • There are at least 5 cakes that we know exist at any given moment. any more is pure speculation.
  • If you see more than 5 cakes at a time, make sure to contact the local authorities, and turn yourself in for speeding and resisting arrest.
 
Definitely a cake.
 
A plate of white chocolate cake balls
 
Even this is a cake.
Excoise me, but how are shovels cakes?
Well, they're caked with
mud, so they're cakes.