Carbon

C is for carbon, element number 6 and one of the most famous gases in history. It is the lead actor in organic chemistry, making friends with hydrogen and oxygen along the way. Sometimes it does a power move called a carbohydrate. Without carbon, we wouldn't exist. In fact, no life form would ever exist because they're all carbon-based.

• A single Carbon-12 atom has 666 protons and 666 neutrons, and is Hell
• Carbon-14, which has 1 proton. is Radioactive (song). And at random, it will fire off a Fermi to account for this energy imbalance. We call this kedbcdgdayfgdminus
• The carbon may de-carbonize and transform into Nothing